I'm NOT going down into that CREEPY BASEMENT!!!!!!

So, as I get out of my car at the office this morning, I strike up a conversation with a few of the fellas in the adjacent building.  They say "oh, you work over there at the bank, right?"  "Yes" I say.  They go on to tell me that Ron, the landlord called this morning and asked that the outside sprinkler timers get set.

I have absolutely NO idea where the timer is located.  I called a previous co-worker to see if he knows.  He tells me there is a timer in the corridor down to the basement.  That CREEPY basement!!!  I go, open the door and yes, there is a timer there, however when I turn it on, it appears to turn on some fan unit within the building.  I'm guessing that isn't the sprinkler timer.  Only thing I can think of is that is located down in that CREEPY BASEMENT!!

I'm not going down there...The lawns are just going to have to wait until a BRAVER SOUL decides to treck downstairs.