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Vaseline

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

Vaseline

 

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company, knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it when we have sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

 

 

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NW Arkansas the home of WalMart, JB Hunt Trucking and Tyson Foods.

 

Come for a visit stay for a lifetime.  

 

URL http://www.sellnwa.com 

Paddy Deighan MBA JD PhD
http://www.medicalandspaconsulting.com - Vail, CO
Paddy Deighan J.D. Ph.D

LOVE it...very funny...nice to start the 4th out with some humor!!  Nice to know that Vaseline has another use too!! LOL

Jul 03, 2011 11:21 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. Too funny. Have a happy 4th...

Jul 03, 2011 11:27 PM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....you got me with that one!
Hope you have a great 4th of July!---Rob
Fireworks
Go Vols!

Jul 03, 2011 11:30 PM
Ann Bellamy
Hard money lending for investors in NH and MA - Tyngsboro, MA
Lending to real estate investors since 2006

Good one!  I don't know how you keep finding these, but we appreciate that you do!

Jul 03, 2011 11:55 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

James- love it and love where this one went!!! Happy Fourth of July!

Jul 04, 2011 12:04 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

Thank you for putting a big smile on my face...

Jul 04, 2011 12:06 AM
Charles Edwards Bentonville
Coldwell Banker Harris McHaney & Faucette 479-253-3796 - Bentonville, AR
AR REALTOR, Bentonville Real Estate Agent and Broker

James. You're off to a good start my friend. It's a little warm for golf. What's on the agenda?

Jul 04, 2011 12:07 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James- Great way to start the 4th.  Thanks

Jul 04, 2011 12:11 AM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

James - great one!  I love this as my Monday morning smile!

Jul 04, 2011 12:54 AM
Marco Giancola
Beachfront Realty - Miami Beach, FL
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

James-you crack me up. Keep smiling!

Jul 04, 2011 01:22 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

James great story for a leisurely Monday morning. May there be less humor and many great shots in your golf game. Get home early and enjoy your family time!

Jul 04, 2011 01:33 AM
Navona Hart
Century 21 Realty @ Home - Farmville, VA
Selling the Best Properties in Central Virginia

James sometimes your funnies make me laugh out loud and this was the day!

Jul 04, 2011 02:32 AM
Kathy Burke
Sensational Home Staging~~Danville, CA - Danville, CA
S.F. East Bay Home Staging

Funny.....and Vaseline was one of my Mother's "cure all" products.  Now maybe I know why....Oh Oh!!!

Jul 04, 2011 05:54 AM
Not a real person
San Diego, CA

Just stopped by to say that I

Happy Fourth of July!

Jul 04, 2011 06:36 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hey James Really good tag line. It only makes sense right.

LOL

Clint McKie

Jul 04, 2011 01:22 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

James ~ that was cute.  I certainly wasn't expecting that ending!  Happy 4th!

Jul 04, 2011 03:25 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for sharing your story.  Have an outstanding July!

 Blooming for you!

Jul 05, 2011 12:09 AM