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He is your friend Mike Perl, and he has gone where ONLY “Celebrities”, “Movies Stars” and “Sports Greats” have been…

And NOW you get 1st Class Access! (because Mike appreciates your relationship with him)

Mike Perl and Hef SHARE THE PLAYBOY MANSION for the Evening!

If YOU think that we’re kidding – YOU’RE DEAD WRONG and we have the pictures to PROVE IT!

Ladies and Gentlemen:

I feel as if I’ve died and gone to heaven!

I will try to make this posting Short and Sweet, because I believe pictures are worth 1000 words, and lord knows I have a lot of pictures for you…Remember, I’m obsessive compulsive, even with keeping this posting short, my O.C. still gets the best of me…

(I’m still trying to figure out HOW to show you the pics, without alienating my female readers, and looking like a shovenist pig)

First, I must share with you 1 important statement, IF you’ve never been to California – Get your Butt there…Period.

It is gorgeous, and more importantly, the weather is AMAZING! It’s summer right now, and every evening it was 65-70 degrees, awesome sweater or light jacket weather, and NO HUMIDITY.
I’ll also tell you, YOU MUST drive down P.C.H. or Pacific Coast Highway (preferably in a convertible, which all the car rental companies will rent to you fairly cheap).

After driving PCH in the Hummer (Check out my hummer down below), I thought I’d died and gone to heaven, it is just breathtaking…

Here was a sample snapshot of my trip…

• Flew into LAX, middle of the day.
• Grabbed a Hummer (get your minds out of the gutter) from the rental car company.

• Dropped my bags at the Hotel, and met up with a few friends of mine before we headed off to open up some whoop ass on Hollywood.

• Did “our thing” all throughout Hollywood, Beverly Hills and Santa Monica; look at the Street Performers pics from Santa Monica. They’re real cool…

• SIDE NOTE: Santa Monica is gorgeous…
• Ended up in some late night Hollywood club, where no body knows your name…

• Next day…It’s Playboy TIME!!!!!
• Rich Jerk (my friend throwing the entire party) started off the day, with a 4-5 hour seminar, which was really cool because it wasn’t like many of the stuffy, corny seminars… (www.richjerk.com)

• We all started getting ready for the Playboy event…
• Around 6pm, we all darted for the hotel lobby. The Drinks and Cocktails were flowing, and everyone was ready to have the limo busses start driving us to the Mansion.

• I personally hung out with my friends and “Mystery” and “Matador”. You may have caught their TV show, currently on VH1, called “The Pickup Artist”. My friend “Mystery” (aka Eric is his real name) is known as the “Worlds Greatest Pick Up Artist”. (see the pics)

• When we arrived, Hef rolled out the red carpet literally…(see the pics)

• The alcohol was flowing NON-STOP! Open bar, all night long for everybody…

• Hef’s chef, catered to our every whim, the food was nothing short of amazing. (The prime rib, and the mango risotto were unbelievable), and the cigar rollers were incredible.

The topless DJ, started rolling out the beats, which we’re rocking. Supposedly, she’s some big name DJ. I’m clueless when it comes to knowing who a big name DJ is?!?
• The Pool and the Grotto were the focal point of the entire party…The girls, left nothing to imagination…(I’m not kidding, but I’ll tell you how to see THOSE pics at the end of the blog)

• The dance floor was rocking…

• The Playboy Bunnies are beautiful, absolutely GORGEOUS! They are literally “10’s”! Personally, I think that I’ve found the future Mrs. Perlies! (What do you think? I think the brunette is the prettiest! – Let me know, what you think) There are rules, you can’t kiss them or grope them, as well, Hef and the ladies have standards.

• We were also given personal tours through the mansion and Hef’s personal zoo.

• The mansion is an UNBELIEVABLE COMPOUND!

I must share one of my most important observations with you…

When taking in the entire Mansion, You completely see the POWER OF THINKING B-I-G!

I’ve been to Trump’s Mar-A-Lago, and to be quite honest, that’s like comparing a Walgreens to a Macy’s department store, it’s apple to oranges. I couldn’t grasp, how one man built Heaven on Earth.
Look Out for a future posting that I’ll write focusing exclusively on my observations strictly on this point. Believe me- it will ROCK!

• By the way, you MUST see Hef’s House of
Video games, and his personal movie theater…Priceless!