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Blonde in the Bayou

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

Blonde in the Bayou

A young blonde woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while on vacation.  She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.  As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.  With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.  Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.  The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "OH GREAT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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Dennis Swartz
Full Circle Property Management - Columbus, OH
MBA, GRI...experience counts!

Another good one!

Jul 20, 2011 11:21 PM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

James - that is fabulous! Love it & thanks for sharing!

Jul 20, 2011 11:24 PM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

Thank you for enlightening my morning...

Have a nice day.

Jul 20, 2011 11:34 PM
Chuck Carstensen
RE/MAX Results - Elk River, MN
Minnesota/Wisconsin Real Estate Expert

I was not sure how this one would end!  I might use this at toastmasters today.

Jul 20, 2011 11:55 PM
Al Raymondi
Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond By The Sea Florida - Ormond Beach, FL
Ormond By The Sea Florida - Home and Condo Sales

Thanks for the chuckle this morning James.  Have a day full of smiles.

Jul 20, 2011 11:56 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

James, she may be a blonde, but she's a real sharp shooter, isn't she!

You kill me with your humor! I just love it!

Jul 21, 2011 12:37 AM
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, I don't believe your doing this! It's too funny and all the blonde's out there are not your friend anymore! Hope you have a nice day!

Jul 21, 2011 12:44 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

If you need a second job to supplement your income, have you considered stand-up comedy? Enjoy the day!

Jul 21, 2011 12:50 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. Danged barefoot 'gators. Don't mess with an angry blonde...

Jul 21, 2011 01:07 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Thanks again for a great start to the day.

Jul 21, 2011 01:29 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Love it...i am with Michael....not gonna mess with her...with our with out shoes!  LOL

Jul 21, 2011 02:29 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....didn't see that one coming....Thanks for the laugh!
Hope you have a great night! ---Rob

Go Vols!

Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM
Lee & Carol Barbour, REALTORS
Murphy and Hayesville, NC; Hiawassee, Blairsville, Blue Ridge GA - Murphy, NC
Mountain Living Team in Murphy NC and North GA

Love those blonde jokes :)

Jul 22, 2011 03:59 AM