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Speechless Sunday-Would you trust this lifeguard?

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with JFIVE Home Realty LLC | 845-758-6842|162 Deer Run Rd Red Hook NY 12571 10491201242

Lifeguard Chair

Based on the definition of a lifeguard, one who looks out for the safety of swimmers and arranges for rescue, do you think you fit that bill?  Why should I put my life in your hands or rather wings?

I realize you are perched high and are at least looking in the right direction.  But, how would you handle lifting me out of the water or administering a mouth to mouth resuscitation?

After careful consideration I think I will take a pass on this beach.

 

 

 

Comments(14)

Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Hey Jennifer, at least SOMEONE is out there looking over the water. CUTE.

Jul 31, 2011 02:15 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Jennifer what a great photo.BTW it looks too clowdy anyway. YOu would not want to be in the water or on the Beach on a day like this photo. BTW were you expecting Bay Watch type Life Guards?:)))

Jul 31, 2011 02:16 PM
Nor Yeretsian
Envoy Capitol Realty Inc. - Toronto, ON
Envoy Capitol Realty Inc., Brokerage Toronto

Maybe the regular guy is out rescuing someone ?

cheers

Nor

Jul 31, 2011 02:18 PM
Stacey Smith
Keller Williams Realty - Aliso Viejo, CA
Your Orange County Beach Cities Realtor

Hmmmm... I don't think so... It would probably just poop on my head then fly away as I was drowning.. Or it would save the drowning fish that was right next to me...

Jul 31, 2011 02:18 PM
Maria Morton
Platinum Realty - Kansas City, MO
Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758

Jennifer, I would trust him to loot my picnic basket!

Jul 31, 2011 02:19 PM
Jennifer Fivelsdal
JFIVE Home Realty LLC | 845-758-6842|162 Deer Run Rd Red Hook NY 12571 - Rhinebeck, NY
Mid Hudson Valley real estate connection

Gary this photo was just too cute to pass up, thought I would have a bit of fun with it.

Endre I can't be out in too much sun I actually like it a bit cloudy.  Wasn't expecting any Bay Watch type just a regular lifeguard ;)

Nor could be :)

Stacey you are probably right.

Maria that is probably why he is up that high :)

Jul 31, 2011 02:29 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Jennifer that's not a life guard, it's the guards' watch bird. If someone comes near the stand, that bird will keep them away.

Jul 31, 2011 02:49 PM
Joan Whitebook
BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH
Consumer Focused Real Estate Services

I like what Ed had to say. If someone gets too close, they get a little "poop" on the head!  LOL

Jul 31, 2011 02:50 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Jennifer I don't think the sea gull is looking for swimmers to save, but rather fish to eat :)

Jul 31, 2011 03:18 PM
John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Jennifer - This life guard has bird view. I cannot depend on this life guard to save me. Thanks for the post.

Jul 31, 2011 05:11 PM
Jean Singleton
Capital Realty Experts - Rexford, NY
Specializing in Your Special Needs

Great pic, Jennifer.  Forget the bird - even the chair looks a little on the rickety side!

Aug 01, 2011 11:50 AM
Jennifer Fivelsdal
JFIVE Home Realty LLC | 845-758-6842|162 Deer Run Rd Red Hook NY 12571 - Rhinebeck, NY
Mid Hudson Valley real estate connection

 

Ed  I suppose even the guard needs a lookout :)

Joan that is probably true.

George I always see other possibilities :)

John nor would I.

Jean it was actually sturdy. I thought it was kind of cute :)

Aug 01, 2011 02:33 PM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

At least he's on TOP of things. He certainly has a bird's eye view! ;) Woka Woka Woka!

Aug 01, 2011 04:54 PM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

Jennifer

That's a good photo. how clever. Thanks for sharing.

Take care

Aug 01, 2011 07:47 PM