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MONDAY
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex...
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

Thought I was going to post something else didn’t you…  Shame, shame on you////

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Comments (12)

Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....you just never know......Thanks!
Hope you have a great week!---Rob

Go Vols!

Jul 31, 2011 11:49 PM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi James,

She just burst her mom's bubble and put her into shock as well.

Good little piece of "gotcha".

Clint McKie

Jul 31, 2011 11:52 PM
Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Surprise, surprise, thanks for the good laugh.  Have a great day.

Jul 31, 2011 11:52 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

A story with a left turn twist first thing on Monday morning? You learn to expect this from you! And it is cute. Enjoy the day!

Jul 31, 2011 11:57 PM
Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. Who wudda thunk it. talk about a twist...

Aug 01, 2011 12:04 AM
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, Go figure a parent didn't know! You gotta be in better touch with the teens today.

Aug 01, 2011 12:48 AM
Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

From what I hear. it is the boys that need the protection these days. . .

Aug 01, 2011 12:56 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

Good morning James.

Same sex marriage was approved by law in New York.

 

Aug 01, 2011 12:59 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Thanks for a great start to the day again James.

Aug 01, 2011 01:39 AM
Navona Hart
Century 21 Realty @ Home - Farmville, VA
Selling the Best Properties in Central Virginia

James funny how we can all begin to think something different!

Aug 01, 2011 01:57 AM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

James, that one was worth the price of admission.  Great belly laugh, thanks.

Aug 01, 2011 02:23 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

James !~ I think I heard this one before, but it's still cute.

Aug 05, 2011 03:38 PM