TUESDAY
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand
dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No S---?'

 

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11 Comments on Tuesday

AUG
02
2011
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James:  Funny how our perspective changes when money is 'in the collection plate'.  Cute joke. 
7:04am • #1
644,483 Points 16 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Good morning James. A wonderful story, and I agree with Valerie, it's all about perspective. A good laugh early is always appreciated. Have a good day.
7:11am • #2
475,967 Points 58 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hi James.

Very nice way to see how the ways of someone changes when money gets involved.

I bet he's going to be working on an even better sermon for next week. LOL

Have a nice day everyday.

Clint mckie
7:14am • #3
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Hi James - I guess its all in the way you say something?
7:17am • #4
560,436 Points 10 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

I agree with all the comments that precede mine. Money has a way of making the bad good and even the good bad! Enjoy the day!
7:22am • #5
561,272 Points 17 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

James - very cute! Thanks for the laugh!
7:26am • #6
280,016 Points Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

James, That's a funny one! Thanks for the morning laugh and have a nice day.
7:32am • #7
793,459 Points Outside Blog

Good morning James.

Money does miracles...Sometimes...

Have a great day.
8:02am • #8
127,312 Points 8 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Good morning James. Money talks, BS walks. Money does give some an attitude adjustment...
8:31am • #9
AUG
03
2011
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For some it is all about the money in the plate very good perspective, and made me laugh too.
7:26am • #10
AUG
05
2011
564,433 Points 10 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

james ~ No shit?! HA!  That was cute, short and easy to remember.
10:35pm • #11


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