Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out
And Getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad
Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and Make a rotten potato out of her!


But on the other hand she Wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West, To watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow And wouldn't associate with
those high class  Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's  Potato  University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be
in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home And announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!


Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset.


They told Yam she couldn't possibly
Marry Tom Brokaw Because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?



Are you sure?

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19 Comments on Potatos

AUG
04
2011
317,977 Points

This is too funny I loved the story it really gave me a laugh. Thanks for sharing the humor.
1:20pm • #1
606,633 Points 14 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Love it....and that will go along with the blog I am going to write to day about the Idaho Potato Bowl!   LOL  
1:21pm • #2
561,642 Points 17 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

You got me- I didn't see that one  coming.
1:26pm • #3
386,594 Points 3 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

A great story. I'm sure they all lived happily ever after!
1:29pm • #4
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Morning, Pat!  Thanks for the visit.  Glad I could tickle your funny bone.  Have a great day! :)

Hi Deborah!  We must both have potatos on the brain today!  lol.  I'll look forwrard to your Potato Bowl post!  All the best!

I must say Carol, I "groaned" when I read it to the end.  Thanks for stopping by and have a fantastic day!
1:30pm • #5
609,664 Points Outside Blog

i did wait for it! And when I read it  ( twice ) I blurted hahahahaha . Great family friendly joke!! ( J )
1:42pm • #6
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Rob!  I heard they still have EYES for eachother!  Have a great day!  :)

(J) - definitely one you can share with the whole family!  lol.  Glad you enjoyed.  Hope you have great day!
1:46pm • #7
386,595 Points Outside Blog

It is worth the re-read. I remembered some of the punch lines but not all.
2:13pm • #8
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Thanks for the visit, Than!  Glad you enjoyed.  
2:52pm • #9
379,389 Points 6 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Oh man - I'm groaning out loud over here!!! GOOD one!
3:12pm • #10
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Mykel!  Definitely worthy of a good groan for sure!  Hope your day is...wait for it.....wait for it...

 

 

 

sMashing!!!

argh.......
3:28pm • #11
192,490 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Karen, that was just precious! Good thing she didn't come to California - she might have met some California Long Whites!
6:16pm • #12
1,401,043 Points 54 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

I have not heard this in years.  Some of the oldies are the goodies!
10:28pm • #13
361,673 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Karen, I thought maybe it would end with young Yam getting run over and becoming a potato pancake!!!
11:34pm • #14
AUG
05
2011
470,541 Points 35 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hahaha. I'm embarrassed to say I've never heard this joke before. Glad you resurrected it as I did enjoy the read and the punch line. Happy Friday.
1:27pm • #15
AUG
06
2011

I know you are out of town, however I bet about 1/2 of the US heard me groan when I read the punch line.

My question is:

Was SPUDs McKenzie at the wedding?
5:31pm • #16
AUG
09
2011
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

MORNING!  I'm baaaaccckkkkk!!   lol

Glad you all enjoyed!  :)
1:16pm • #17
AUG
11
2011
316,979 Points 4 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hi Karen,

On my.... that is just too funny!  You sure have some great ones!  I think I'll be laughing all night!
11:34pm • #18
AUG
12
2011
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Morning Linda!  Glad you enjoyed!  I have to thank a retired buddy of dear hubby's...he sends some of the best jokes to us!  Enjoy your day!
12:30pm • #19


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