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SUNDAY morning funny

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

SUNDAY
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland... As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'


A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

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NW Arkansas the home of WalMart, JB Hunt Trucking and Tyson Foods.

 

Come for a visit stay for a lifetime.  

 

URL http://www.sellnwa.com 

Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. Yikes!!!! Can't read Ascii to well this morning. Ya need to repost...

Fixed - I reckon that is the long and short of it...

Aug 07, 2011 12:29 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Done

Aug 07, 2011 12:30 AM
Susan Morrison
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA

Good morning, James-  that was cute joke- have an enjoyable Sunday-

Aug 07, 2011 12:30 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - They go to congress and screw everything up:(

Aug 07, 2011 12:31 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I saw that one coming James, but I still find it funny.  In fact, it may be time to book my tour!

Aug 07, 2011 12:31 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Good Morning James, I'm reaching the stage of life where I am getting eligible for bus tours as well. Never been to Holland

Aug 07, 2011 12:32 AM
David Burrows
Classic Realty - Fairfax, VA
No Pressure, Just Seriously Devoted to Real Estate

I needed a good smile. Thanks for your post. Both my wife and I enjoyed the funny story...

Aug 07, 2011 12:34 AM
Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

Funny!

Thanks for the laugh on this beautiful Sunday morning . ..have a great day!

Aug 07, 2011 12:35 AM
Stanley Stepak
Howard Hanna - Avon Lake, OH - Avon Lake, OH
Realtor - Avon Lake, Avon, Bay Village, Westlake,

Great post though Conrad Allen's comment had a better punch line.  How about Viagra as another

Aug 07, 2011 12:54 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Goes to show you how you look at things is dependent on how you feel! Where, like Gabe, do I book my tour? Enjoy the day!

Aug 07, 2011 01:29 AM
Daniel H. Fisher
www.FisherHermanRealty.com (704) 617-3544 - Charlotte, NC
MCRP - Charlotte Real Estate, NC or SC

Despite its small size, the Netherlands is home to some of the world's largest dairy goat farms, with a total of more than 350,000 goats. Concentrated mainly in the Noord-Brabant province in the country's southern region, these goat farms have an average of about 600 animals. The farms are located close to one another and often border villages and cities. When densely packed animals live near densely packed people, the conditions are ripe for diseases to spread. And one did: Q fever.

Q fever is caused by the bacterium Coxiella burnetii, which was first discovered in 1935 in slaughterhouse workers in Australia. Today, it can be found all over the world (except for New Zealand). The "Q" stands for "query" because for years no one knew what caused the disease, and by the time the microbe was discovered in 1937, the name had stuck.

Goats, sheep, and cattle are the primary animals infected by C. burnetii, and ticks can transmit Q fever. The bacteria are excreted in the milk, urine, and feces of infected animals, and are present in extremely high concentrations in the placentas and amniotic fluids of infected animals -- indeed, researchers have found up to 1 billion organisms per gram of aborted placenta. People can fall sick after inhaling contaminated barnyard dust, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

With more than 4,000 people falling ill since 2007, the Netherlands is experiencing one of the world's worst outbreaks of Q fever. A zoonotic disease (meaning it can be transmitted from animals to people), Q fever can cause sickness and even death in humans. The Dutch struggle to address the ongoing outbreak can be instructive in terms of how to improve the handling of public health crises, and the rest of the world would do well to learn from their experience.

Aug 07, 2011 01:32 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

WOW, now I know more about old goats than I ever wanted too... LOL

Way to funny. A post within a post. You go James.

Clint Mckie

Aug 07, 2011 04:07 AM
Kym Wright
Prudential California Realty - Olivenhain, CA

Great post, I was just enjoyed some amazing goat cheese last night!  I guess it is time to book a tour!

Aug 07, 2011 04:08 AM
Kathy Burke
Sensational Home Staging~~Danville, CA - Danville, CA
S.F. East Bay Home Staging

Love the "ole goats".....if you know what I mean wink/wink!!!!

Aug 07, 2011 04:23 PM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....don't know how I missed this one....we eat goat cheese all the time.
Hope you have a great week!---Rob

Go Vols!

Aug 07, 2011 11:17 PM