I am glad I caught this one. For those that like a little humor, this is a good one to add to your collection to start off the weekend.

Via Karen Burket-Bank of Oregon Home Loans Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages (Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank ):

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner. "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?" "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. "Heel!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"

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2 Comments on The Baptist Dog

AUG
12
2011
335,725 Points 23 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master
LOL!  I missed it so thanks for re-blogging!  It's a good funny.
12:05pm • #1
AUG
19
2011
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Thanks Peter for the re-blog!  Glad you enjoyed it!  :)
12:29pm • #2


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