Two guys and Heaven!!

As the story goes there were these two guys and both died.  As one entered Heaven the person said: “You will receive a new vehicle based on your faithfulness to your spouse.  The guy received a new Volvo.  As he was driving around Heaven he observed his friend standing beside a new BMW just sobbing.  He stopped and asked his friend why he was crying so, he was driving a new BMW it was a fine vehicle. 

The friend answered: OH! The car is not the problem I just saw my wife and she was on a SKATEBOARD!!!  Makes you wonder doesn’t it???

 

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10 Comments on Two Guys and Heaven

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2011
127,312 Points 8 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Good morning, James. <sigh> Surprised she even got that...
6:30am • #1
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Good morning, James.....that's a good one....at least she has something with wheels on it.....could have been a pair of sandals.
6:32am • #2
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Hi James - Too funny.  Apparently she was hell on wheels.
7:15am • #3
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I think I met her before. . .
8:35am • #4
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Ya'll are all so funny - great joke.
8:52am • #5
208,521 Points

Thanks for the story. Had a little laugh to get my day going.
8:53am • #6
579,751 Points 11 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Maybe she is in heaven after her "hell" on earth! She did get in the pearly gates!! Very cute. Enjoy the day!!
8:53am • #7
669,648 Points 16 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Good morning James. I enjoyed this one very much. I look forward each morning to your stories and jokes. Have a great day.
8:59am • #8
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Funny giggle on this Saturday morning.  Hope you have a great weekend.
10:14am • #9
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James.....great one.....You have a way of making us all laugh....it's so important to laugh.......Thanks!
Hope you have a great night!---Rob

Go Vols!
7:40pm • #10


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