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Two Guys and Heaven

By James Dray

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

August 19, 2011 11:24 PM

Two guys and Heaven!!

As the story goes there were these two guys and both died. As one entered Heaven the person said: “You will receive a new vehicle based on your faithfulness to your spouse. The guy received a new Volvo. As he was driving around Heaven he observed his friend standing beside a new BMW just sobbing. He stopped and asked his friend why he was crying so, he was driving a new BMW it was a fine vehicle.

The friend answered: OH! The car is not the problem I just saw my wife and she was on a SKATEBOARD!!! Makes you wonder doesn’t it???

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Michael Thornton

RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN

Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. <sigh> Surprised she even got that...

Aug 19, 2011 11:30 PM

Barbara Todaro

RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA

Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, James.....that's a good one....at least she has something with wheels on it.....could have been a pair of sandals.

Aug 19, 2011 11:32 PM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - Too funny. Apparently she was hell on wheels.

Aug 20, 2011 12:15 AM

Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA

Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD

301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

I think I met her before. . .

Aug 20, 2011 01:35 AM

Suzanne Gantner

Realty Texas - Round Rock, TX

GRI, E-Pro, SRES, SRS, ABR, CNE, REDS, CPS, WCS

Ya'll are all so funny - great joke.

Aug 20, 2011 01:52 AM

Alan Gross

PrimeLending, A PlainsCapital Company, Equal Housing Lender - Bethesda, MD

Loan Consultant

Thanks for the story. Had a little laugh to get my day going.

Aug 20, 2011 01:53 AM

Wayne Martin

Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL

Real Estate Broker - Retired

Maybe she is in heaven after her "hell" on earth! She did get in the pearly gates!! Very cute. Enjoy the day!!

Sheila Anderson

Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ

The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. I enjoyed this one very much. I look forward each morning to your stories and jokes. Have a great day.

Aug 20, 2011 01:59 AM

Dr. Paula McDonald

Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX

Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Funny giggle on this Saturday morning. Hope you have a great weekend.

Aug 20, 2011 03:14 AM

Rob Thomas

Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN

Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....great one.....You have a way of making us all laugh....it's so important to laugh.......Thanks!
Hope you have a great night!---Rob

Go Vols!

Aug 20, 2011 12:40 PM

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