Some thoughts…

Wouldn’t it be ironic for someone to choke to death on a Lifesaver? 
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail yesterday.
Women are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing MINIATURE golf.
Oil companies had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
 I saw a Mormon today with only ONE wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you should call them and ask if they meant you, or them?
I have been using Listerine Total Care for about a week and yes, I do believe my teeth are whiter. It is also good for removing paint, cleaning tires and getting up oil stains from concrete. Geez, when they say "Intense" they're not kidding!
A group of kids in my senior class were skipping school and asked if I wanted to go, so naturally I called my mom and asked her if it would be okay.
 

 

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15 Comments on Some Thoughts

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21
2011
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Hi James,

You DO have a wicked sense of humor!

I liked the one about

Oil companies had to lay off 25 Congressmen.

Can you get your font bigger? (size does matter)

Thanks for sharing

Phil
7:42am • #1
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Nice list. I especially liked that number one lifesaver irony! Have a great day!
7:48am • #2
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James - I love Lifesavers and always have some in the house so the first ironic statement is particularly funny. Good ones, all.
7:51am • #3
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Hi James,

Good chucle in the early morning hours.

Now tell me why you would call your mom and ask her if it as O.K. you skip school????

Have a great day my friend.

Clint Mckie
8:06am • #4
772,609 Points 37 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

James....I just read these on my wife's Facebook page....great way to start the day.....you have a couple that were not on hers.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Go Vols!
8:10am • #5
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Good morning, James. Once again, a great way to start the day. Thanks...
8:15am • #6
161,970 Points 3 Featured Posts Outside Blog

That is funny...
8:16am • #7
805,586 Points Outside Blog

Good morning James.

Today is going to be a beautiful day in New York.

Enjoy the day.
8:31am • #8
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Insufficient funds!  That is a hoot. 
8:34am • #9
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Hey, I've been using Listerine Total Care too and my sink is whiter!!
8:38am • #10
579,140 Points 11 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

These are all pretty funny. I am torn though on the one about the oil company. Where will these Congressmen turn now? Enjoy the day!
8:52am • #11
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They are funny because they make sense. . .Enjoy your day James
8:55am • #12
AUG
22
2011
772,609 Points 37 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

James....I had to come back by and read these one more time....I couldn't get #1 out of my mind yesterday.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great week!---Rob

Go Vols!
6:37am • #13
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Hi James - They were too funny.  Still chuckling about batteries.
6:45am • #14
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James,

You crack me up!

Thanks for the laughter!
9:49am • #15


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