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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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Rainmaker
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Bridget McGee
Corridor Mortgage Group 410-960-2061 - Baltimore, MD
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HA! Didn't see that coming.

By the way, I think this must be a very old joke, today you'd have to add at least one zero to the end of every number!

Maryland Mortgage Mama

Aug 23, 2011 10:15 AM #1
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John McCormack
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LOL! Thats just mean! I'm with Bridget the dollar amounts are a bit low at least in my neck of the woods. Funny!

 

Aug 23, 2011 10:17 AM #2
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Cookie Hooper
True Blue Realty - Arvada, CO
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Very funny!  I find myself hoping that while this husband is bargaining with the dentist, his wife is bargaining with a doctor on his behalf!  Happy Tuesday!

Aug 23, 2011 10:29 AM #3
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Don MacLean
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Whats the problem he's just a thrifty shopper lol

Enjoy the day

Aug 23, 2011 11:33 AM #4
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
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Maurice, luckily I read Wednesday's Funny first which set the tone here.  Apparently it's Ladies Day for me!

Aug 24, 2011 10:33 AM #5
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