A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice." 

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" 

Replies the man, "I'm telling everybody!"



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Karen, I haven't been to the confessional in a long time...I'll let you know the next time I have to go.

4:21pm • #1
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Steve, I'll be anxious to hear the "escapades" you'll feel inclined to confess about!  ;-)

4:29pm • #2
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Karen,  That was a good one,  I will pass it along.  Have a good one!

4:47pm • #3

Thanks for sharing Karen. Most defiantly a Tuesday Chuckle. I also will be passing it along.

5:41pm • #4
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Good afternoon Karen. This is just a hoot. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for the laugh.

6:23pm • #5
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When you are proud...spread the word and let the world know!  lol

7:14pm • #6

Hey, I just thought of a new reality show.

"CONFESSIONS"

Each week we will feature a different church. We will leave the names out however we will provide a list of names and people can text their vote for who they think made that confession.

The person with the most votes will be interviewed the following week to explain why everyone thinks they are the one who committed that sin.

Our first season will be shot in Washington DC.

What do you think?

7:16pm • #7
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Greatly exaggerated story from the octogenarian! I don't believe he was up to it!

10:22pm • #8
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Hey Will!  Glad you enjoyed. Feel free to pass along.  Enjoy the night 

Hi Dawn!  So happy that you enjoyed as well! 

Sheila...I always enjoy seeing your smiling face!  Have a great night and enjoy! 

Bill...Evidently he's VERY proud!  lol All the best to you!

DING DING DING! We have a winner!  Scott...BRILLIANT!  Reminiscent of "what's my line?"  ;-)  Chances are, you have some great network contacts! 

Ted...love the pun.  ;-)   lol! 

11:20pm • #9
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That is funny.  At that age he should be crowing. lol 

9:23am • #10
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Morning Randi!  Agreed, he definitely is worthy of some bragging rights!  lol.  Enjoy your day! 

11:59am • #11
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I agree with Ted.  I had a ranch tour with a guy last week who was in his mid-70's.  He said no matter what anyone says, once a man gets to a cetain age having sex is like trying to "shoot pool with a rope"!  I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of the truck.

12:18pm • #12
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Seems mighty proud of himself... LOL thanks for sharing

1:21pm • #13
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OH JASON!  That thar is priceless!  LMAO! I may never view a rope the same way again!  lol 

Hi Diane!  Glad you enjoyed and have a terrific day!  :)

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