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Why did the British wear red coats? 

During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that  Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat." Many people have asked, "why did the British wear red coats in battle?"
 
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him.  Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, "Why do you British officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
 
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.  And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown trousers.

Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Oh that is a big groaner!  Uuuggghhh

Aug 29, 2011 03:49 AM
Brad Baylor
ERA Coup Agency - Milton, PA

I love it!  I posted on facebook when the guy from Australia won the Tour De France, he was riding down the Champ Eleyees and when he raised his arms in triumph, the French army immediately surrendered!

Aug 29, 2011 03:54 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

......and I thought that I was on some type of new history lesson care of Maurice.  I should've know better!

Aug 29, 2011 04:00 AM