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In Your Dreams... The Seven Things You Wish You Heard, But Won't...

I'm too busy. Why don't YOU pick the properties you think I should buy and just send me the paperwork to sign.

Would it be too much of an inconvenience if I bring cash and pay for the home today?

Would you mind pricing my home about 5% under the market, so it could sell fast?

I know the home next door just sold for $ 200,000, but it was much nicer than ours on the inside; I mean with the pink carpeting and all... Do you think all these neutral colors are hurting our chances of selling it for, say $ 190,000?

Please excuse this simple decor and open floor plan! My husband doesn't like a lot of clutter.

I've always had such a great experience dealing with Real Estate Agents! You guys are the best!

Yes, I'll co-op. Only one thing, though: I really need to compensate you more than your standard fee. Would it be OK if I offer you 2% more?

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Posted by Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte on 10/23/2007 10:53 PM

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19 Comments on In Your Dreams... The Seven Things You Wish You Heard, But Won't...

OCT

2007

That made me laugh. I needed to laugh a little today!!!

Ahhhh....the sweet fantasy of it all....if only.... :)

Thank you for your comment, Ralph! I'm glad I made you laugh. I made myself laugh writing the blog... Ah, sweet fantasies...

Yes, Vickie, if only...

I need one of them........

Would it be Ok if we paid you more? I had a customer say that once when I asked for a 20% deposit.

Hey I need a good MB realtor referral...is that you?

OCT

2007

Please pinch me to let me know this is not a dream! HAHA

I'm glad you had fun writing this - I had a blast reading it.
I actually read it out loud to one of my fellow agents!

Great Mirela,

Now it is time to wake up! This is a funny post who knows you may here one of these one day.

Great Mirela,

Now it is time to wake up! This is a funny post who knows you may here one of these one day.

FEB

2008

Yes, indeed! ...Time to wake up...

FEB

2008

... Still waiting for more entries to add to this list. Please contribute!

JUN

2008

very funny, the picture of the thinking baby is cute.

Shobha

Sounds like a wish list. You are right, most are unlikiely.

I actually got this one- once, I called to tell a buyer that the owners association just voted in a capital improvement assessment that is required to be paid by the new owner at the time of closing. My buyer's response "I'm on my boat off the keys can I have my bank wire transfer the difference later today-AND-thanks for the call Steve, by the way to you like fresh Tuna".

Alpine: ...So how was the fresh tuna?

I love Buyers who understand!

William: Yes, but wouldn't it be something?

Schobha: (I would love to know what your name means!) Yes, I know. It's fun to dream though...

Thanks for the comments!

JUN

2008

Can I have that baby? Pretty please?!?! What an adorable picture!! Thanks for brightening my day.

Mirela, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY. :)

I have been really busy over the last few days, but I'm hoping to add some more to your list, once I've had a chance to recover. :)

Mirela.. What a great post. The picture of the baby is priceless and sums up everything nicely.

I actually had a client want me to list their home UNDER market value. They wanted to get out, and thought this would be a good approach. Go figure.

JUN

2008

Thank you!

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