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Elvis Has Left The Building, Maybe Along With Your Real Estate Buyers?

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Real Estate Agent with MOOERS REALTY ME Broker License 106759

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The retail box stores are getting bigger for a reason, the customer, consumer wants easy, one stop shopping just like ME real estate buyers.

To avoid those buyers calling your nothing but a hound dog, make sure your Maine real estate blog posts, websites, video platforms have all the helpful links easy to find on the end caps of each and every property listing aisle. The "don't need a black belt degree to maneuver" around your real estate website is important too.

You want to deliver on the "come and get it" flirting when the hungry, thirsty real estate buyer shows up to be fed, satisfied. 

No matter what time of day or night at your round the clock ME real estate diner with the juke box in the corner.

And all those stacks of wax. Don't be cruel to your real estate blog post buyer teasing him or her with promises not kept, delivered on. And use lots of candor with your real estate sellers too.

For the real estate buyer to not whiny sing "I thought you were high class, but that was just a lie", make sure the links in your real estate blog posts, website creations actually work. That they are salt and pepper seasoned through out your hunt and peck electron assembly work. Do not make the real estate buyer "leave the building" to go hunting for what was promised or missing altogether. They don't always find their way back. Maine, proof positive that God loves us. Get here quick as you can. Wake up and start your dream in Vacationland. Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm Maine REALTOR Andrew Mooers, ME Real Estate Broker

Comments (10)

Anne M. Costello
Weidel Realtors - Yardley, PA

Andy: Your post has me "all shook up!" Enjoy the holiday weekend in Vacationland.

Sep 04, 2011 12:11 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Anne ... Looks like I got a little polk salad (annie) on your blue suede shoes....here, let me help you clean that up.

Sep 04, 2011 12:14 AM
Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
Homes for Sale in Southern RI and beyond

I have to say you make me laugh even when things are going belly up for me!  You tie everything together so well Andy...

Sep 04, 2011 12:22 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Love all the Elvis references and how you tie them all together with real estate Andy...........nice work!

Sep 04, 2011 12:29 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Ginn... we're caught in a trap, our suspicious minds won't let us go on this way...cut to the chase and deliver what you promise is the moral of this short real estate song. Hey, got an extra fudge sickle on you? (slurp)

Roger ... You get in to T-R-O-U-B-L-E if you don't. Thanks for dropping in for morning coffee. (ahhh)

Sep 04, 2011 12:38 AM
Brin Realty Associates Team At Bean Group
Bean Group | Brin Realty Associates - Amherst, NH
Amherst NH homes and Southern NH real estate

Nothing worse and unprofessional than broken links.  And my Grandmother used to call Maine "God's Country"

Sep 04, 2011 01:00 AM
Cindy Edwards
RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee 423-677-6677

Broken links, promises, expectations...Keep it real and follow through.  Maine is probably my favorite state and if I was going to move north, I'd be your neighbor.  (well maybe not THAT far north!!!)

Sep 04, 2011 01:03 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Rene ... So true, don't be cruel to a real estate buyer's heart that is so true.

Cindy ... It's like a 757 pilot who goes through a clip board of safety checks...fuel, check. Flaps, check, hyper links...(tap tap tap) Hey, we may have to shut it down... our hyper link does not. The work you do can hurt you if thrown together like you don't care or are over booked with other real estate flights. Making you look strung out. Spread too thin. Like you are in the Ghetto poor at what you do wearing the "R".

Sep 04, 2011 01:09 AM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Andrew-That is pretty creative. So should we expect you'll be giving us your Elvis impression on a future video? Thank you, thank you very much.

Sep 04, 2011 02:52 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Wayne ... I don't fill out a white bejewel led suit or have the knack for scarves the way Elvis could. TCB of the real estate turf on my upper right hand corner of the country is my song to sing. (cymbal clash)

Sep 04, 2011 06:09 AM