My family goes to a Tai Chi seminar for 4 days. There you learn how to breath, walk, sit still, and exercise in such a way that you recover from many ailments. Very stimulating (pun intended). Eating the right things is a major focus at any well being seminar and here is where we were introduced to the BLENDER from another world
SAY GOODBYE TO ANYTHING GOING IN THIS
This blender is shaped and constructed blending (pun) all the latest technologies available to day to make it efficient and effective in its world. But the kicker is the HORSE POWER...Three (3) Clydesdale's are awaiting your instructions to pulverize anything put into this thing.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
It boasts correctly of obliterating avocado seeds, all and any pits, and fruit rinds in quantity I might add (pun). I have heard it at work at only a fraction of its speed and power and I am very impressed. Nothing can survive the journey into this blender without coming out in near liquid form or any form I choose.
CLEARED FOR TAKE-OFF
If this thing was ever turned on to full power, I have no doubt it would start to hover and then make rounds all over the kitchen crashing into a wall at some point. I can use this thing to scare away people who knock at my door or over the phone...no problem. If aimed at anyone, I would be told to drop the weapon..NOW
YOU TOO CAN BECOME A SHAOLIN MONK
The results of having this thing in the house are numerable. First we are drinking things that you normally would throw out that you consider waste. Be it known that a lot of the skins, stems or rinds that connect, are stored inside and surround fruit and vegetables contain essential minerals, vitamins and valuable resources. Now nothing gets thrown away.
I WAS TEMPTED TO FASTEN A CAPE TO IT AND NAME IT LIKE A SUPER-HERO
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