Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”
My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me. I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he said and shook my head as though I understood what he was telling me. Truth is, I have no idea what he’s talking about. Sure hope he doesn’t need any help.