We've all heard it: I'm new to AR and new to blogging and don't really know what to say, but here I am!"
If your experiencing mental constipation, brain fog, or just beginners befuddlemnt all you need to do is pick random topic from the my list below and start typing.
1.) Lean bacon. You know the kind. I call it Kate Moss bacon. Bacon that is so lean you have to ADD bacon grease to fry it properly. How do they get away with foisting that on to the consumer as bacon?
2.) How you succeeded in convincing your daughter NOT to get her naval pierced. I for one would like to know. I failed. When my daughter was 8 months pregers I apologized to her and told her to feel free to stick it back in.
3.) Describe the difference in taste between Kraft Real Mayonnaise and the Reduced Fat brand using a wine wheel. Its NEVER been done before.
4.) Call the your local traffic dept and find out the daily traffic count on your nearest recorded street. Then let us know the number (include a pic of a car going by on that very street)
5.) Count the number of Attorneys in your local pages and the number of Chimney Sweepers and explain the dichotomy
6.) If you're a Realtor - share the details of how your lockbox works. Do you use mechanical ones - or have you gone digital? What irritates you about them? What do you like about them?
7.) Tell us how many buttons are on your office phone - other than the numerical ones - and how many you actually know how to use (mine has 27 buttons PLUS the 12 numerical buttons)
8.) Your earliest memory - or at least the one you think is your earliest and why you think its stuck in your memory bank over all the other events. (disregard if the memory is painful - unless of course you really want to share)
9.) Explain why you think the Rolodex will never go out of style. Or why it's so antiquated you can't figure out why they still make them.
10.) How many pencils you have in/on your desk and what you use them for.
It's really easy folks. There's a megazillion things to blog about -- have at it! -- and welcome to AR!
© Randy "Lazarus" McAtee
Owner/Broker Lazarus Realty
559-301-1647
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