Unhappy SubscriberI am in receipt of your complaint.

Please accept my humble apologies for the boring content of my blog lately. As it is, more or less, the beginning of the month, I must satisfy the demands of the marketplace by posting monthly market reports and getting Google to notice how relevant and timely is the information I am strewing across cyberspace for all eternity. If I am able to impress Google with my offerings, I will be rewarded with preferential placement in Google searches, resulting in many people buying houses from me. I will become fabulously wealthy and the envy of all my peers. I will drive a fancy car and eat in fine restaurants. My words and actions will be noticed and remarked upon. I will be famous.

Thus, your demands for cheap entertainment pale in comparison to the rewards promised by my dedication to the admittedly crass goal of amassing Google juice. However, I hear your plea and I am not insensitive to your needs. Very soon now, I will run out of cities and neighborhoods which require my attention, at least for the remainder of this month. I will then be forced to write of other, less worthy topics that you might find more engaging. Until then, I appreciate your patience and your support.

And for you freaks that actually like to read market reports - don't worry, we'll be back with lots more in early October.

Thanks to you all for subscribing!

Mary & Dick

Mary & Dick Greenberg
Elevations Real Estate LLC
106 East Oak St.
Fort Collins, CO 80524
970-689-4663
www.maryanddick.com

 
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19
2011
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Funny post to brighten up a Monday morning. I write loads of market reports, all I want to know is, how come I'm not fabulously wealthy? Apparently I need to write a few more... :)

12:42pm • #27
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I love getting a featured post from an entertaining blog I write. But alas, my true love is the check at the closing table!

 

12:42pm • #28
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Haha....excellent post. Can't wait for your market report with bar graph and pie charts .

1:32pm • #29
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Dick-

Can you imagine if Kiplinger spent more time on entertaining and less time on informing?  Who would subscribe to their stuff?  The fact that someone commented on your dry spell is certainly a testament to the power of your writing.  I've been jonesing for a juicy post about your most recent observations of our industry and its participants.  Stop playing with that spider and get back to your primary role as provocateur extraordinaire!

Cheers!

1:32pm • #30
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Too funny!  I'm a freak because I like reading market reports.  It's interesting to see how the market is doing in other parts of the country.

1:38pm • #31
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A wonderful tribute to the all power GoogleGAWD.  Very funny and it works on so many levels!!

1:44pm • #32
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Great response, Dick!  It's great that one of your subscribers let you know how they felt - and you took the time to acknowledge it!
Bruce

1:58pm • #33
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Congrats on the feature!  I love reading your post. The 10% rule doesn't apply here friend.

2:28pm • #34
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Dick - market reports are indeed boring I do them - I hate them - but I do them anyway - I try not to do a lot just enough

Make them Short Make them Sweet and Make them to the Point

lets get on with the brighter things in life

2:40pm • #35
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Dick, so that's how to make the big bucks in real estate. And here I've been going for interesting!
3:05pm • #36
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Dick, This was posted on the 14th.  What happened?  You had several market reports after this one, too.  Am I losing my mind?

3:16pm • #37
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Market reports are great, if you make them rich in keyword phrases so Google picks them up and the public finds them!

3:36pm • #38
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Very funny Dick! I enjoyed reading this one much more than those boring marketing reports.  Great post!

4:27pm • #39
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Dick, that was great! Like most, I don't want to read market reports, but if I did, I'd be glad you had them! Then again, I'm happy I'm not purple like commenter #1.

8:42pm • #40
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LOL -  I write my fair share of market reports, but I too try to find something a little interesting after making Google happy.

11:24pm • #41
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Hi Dick,
This is a fun blog....
Keeping Google happy keeps us happy as well.
Have a wonderful week!

 

11:41pm • #42
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20
2011
374,099 Points 10 Featured Posts Outside Blog Hit Router Called Shot Master

Dick -  I am sorry to see you move to the dark side and write posts that are funny, lively, full of insight, wit and sarcasm. PLEASE dont ever leave the market reports I LOVE THEM!

 

LMAO

 

Peace my friend

12:51am • #43
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21
2011
152,794 Points Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Hi Dick,

Very funny.  Makes those market reports all the more tolerable when they enjoy the personality behind them.  Nice job!

2:45am • #44
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Ich wollte wirklich ein kleines Wort zum Dank an euch für die tolle Punkte, die Sie auf dieser Seite schriftlich sagen zu senden. Meine zeitaufwändig Internet lookup hat am Ende mit sehr guten Ideen ausgezeichnet worden, mit meinen Kumpels auszutauschen. I 'd ausdrücken, dass viele von uns Website-Besucher eigentlich sind äußerst begabt zu existieren in einer bemerkenswerten Gemeinschaft mit so vielen schönen Menschen mit nützlichen Punkte. Ich fühle mich wirklich glücklich schätzen, verwendet Ihre Webseite haben und freuen uns auf noch viele weitere lustige Momente Lesen Sie hier weiter. Vielen Dank noch einmal für eine Menge Dinge.
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7:36am • #70
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07
ziemlich genau das hab ich auch mal vor langer zeit auf meinem blog gemacht^^ witzige aktion! ich würde gerne dieter bohlen nackt sehen… warum? damit die ganze welt sieht, dass er einen kleinen …. hat xD
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