Dear Subscriber -

I am in receipt of your complaint.

Please accept my humble apologies for the boring content of my blog lately. As it is, more or less, the beginning of the month, I must satisfy the demands of the marketplace by posting monthly market reports and getting Google to notice how relevant and timely is the information I am strewing across cyberspace for all eternity. If I am able to impress Google with my offerings, I will be rewarded with preferential placement in Google searches, resulting in many people buying houses from me. I will become fabulously wealthy and the envy of all my peers. I will drive a fancy car and eat in fine restaurants. My words and actions will be noticed and remarked upon. I will be famous.

Thus, your demands for cheap entertainment pale in comparison to the rewards promised by my dedication to the admittedly crass goal of amassing Google juice. However, I hear your plea and I am not insensitive to your needs. Very soon now, I will run out of cities and neighborhoods which require my attention, at least for the remainder of this month. I will then be forced to write of other, less worthy topics that you might find more engaging. Until then, I appreciate your patience and your support.

And for you freaks that actually like to read market reports - don't worry, we'll be back with lots more in early October.

Thanks to you all for subscribing!

Mary & Dick Greenberg Coldwell Banker - Fort Collins 702-A W. Drake Rd. Fort Collins, CO 80526 970-689-4663 www.maryanddick.com