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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #2)

As Promised.. Here is the Issue #2

HUGE PAUSE

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

I saw this next one the other day and couldn't wait to post it.. (actually i did wait for 2 days :)

DRY CLEANING FOR THE DRUNK

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man.
"Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off."

"Just gimme another drink."

"O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call you a cab. When the cab comes, regardless of whether you''re done or not you have to go."

"Thass a good deal," the drunk says. He gets his drink and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Oh shit, what am I gonna do now? My wife's gonna kill me."

"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy''s shirt pocket. "When you get home, tell your wife you were in the bar and some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."

"Thass a great idea!"

When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT! WHAT HAPPENED?"

He tried to put on his most sober voice and said, "Relaaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."

The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "THERE'S TEN BUCKS HERE!"

"Oh yeah, he sh*t in my pants, too."

. Friday Jokes Archieve:

Issue #1

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Posted by Mehmet Met Dilsiz on 10/26/2007 01:23 PM

Comments (17)

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17 Comments on 2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #2)

LOL.....The second one was real funny. Thanks for sharing.

Sean Allen

10/26/2007 01:34 PM

by International Financing Solutions

I love the second one, too...

that's why i posted it last :)

10/26/2007 02:12 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Thanks. I needed a laugh.

10/26/2007 03:08 PM

by Rebecka Melson, Virtual Business Services (Virtual Business Services)

Rebecka,

everyone should be laughing and smiling on FRIDAYS :)

10/26/2007 04:56 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet,

I'm still laughing!!!

10/28/2007 12:19 AM

by Susan Peters - Seattle Realtor/Staging Specialist (Re/Max Mutual Realty)

Thank you Susan

10/28/2007 06:17 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet - Two I haven't heard before. Very funny! Thanks for the chuckles.

10/30/2007 05:14 PM

by Tom Plant - Murrieta Real Estate Expert - Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage)

Hi Murietta,

I haven't heard these before but I loved the second one :)

10/30/2007 11:38 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I told my kids the first one....they loved it. I don't think I can tell them the second one!

10/31/2007 02:54 PM

by Martin Abeshaus (ZIPVO)

Martin, I hear you :)

Wait till I post for this Friday... I've got a really good one, and I've been holding on to it since Monday :)

But, you won't be able to tell this one to your kids either

10/31/2007 02:56 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I love #2! I have a friend who might need to try that one out someday!

10/31/2007 03:35 PM

by Chris Gempeler - Mountain Top Realtor (Keller Williams Realty)

Chris,

I wish I knew the #2 few years ago :)

10/31/2007 03:39 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I have to share that one with some friends. Hope you don't mind if I pass it around the office.

10/31/2007 03:43 PM

by Chris Gempeler - Mountain Top Realtor (Keller Williams Realty)

Chris,

I don't own these jokes :) i get them from friends and family, so you are more than welcome to share...

10/31/2007 03:45 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

OK, loved the first one...The second one was just wrong though!

11/01/2007 12:11 AM

by Todd Clark (Realtor), GRI (Washington Co, Beaverton Oregon) (Kastings & Associates, Beaverton Oregon Real Estate)

Todd, c'mon now.. I'm sure you were laughing when you finished reading the second one :)

11/01/2007 12:40 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

LOL, keep em coming thanks

02/14/2008 04:28 PM

by Justin Kelcourse (Keller Williams)

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