Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
Village Properties of Mineola, LLC - Mineola, NY
Good piece and good job. Keep up the great work good luck sell many homes
Sep 29, 2011 01:52 AM
Brownstead Real Estate, LLC - Frisco, TX
ABR, GRI, MRP, SRS, 1SG US Army (Ret.)
Great posting, thanks for sharing this information, I really appreciate it. Have an awesome day in real estate!
Sep 29, 2011 01:54 AM
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate
Maurice, that is soooo funny. but, I can get ready in ten minutes....that is if I don't shower :)
Sep 29, 2011 01:54 AM
CENTURY 21 Shackelford French, Search West Monroe Homes - West Monroe, LA
Realtor - West Monroe, Louisiana Homes for Sale
Maurice,
Thanks for the laugh this morning! I sure needed it! Have a great day!
Sep 29, 2011 01:56 AM
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133
Good morning Maurice. This is such a groaner. Sorry, but I don't think it's funnt. I can dress in no time. Ant story that gets laughs on the backs of half the readers....Sorry, not for me.
Sep 29, 2011 02:35 AM
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356
Maurice, now that's not fair many woman can get ready in 10 minutes. As long as you're not waiting for them lol
Enjoy the day
Sep 29, 2011 03:11 AM
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida
I have seen some unbelievable transitions take place while observing the finishing touches take place while in traffic. It's not the ten minutes at home perse, it's what the wives can do while on the road. It's almost Magical!
Sep 29, 2011 03:43 AM
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA
Recent Posts
ActiveRain Community
over 13 years ago
ActiveRain Community
over 15 years ago
Mortgage / Finance
over 15 years ago
Comments(9)