A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.  He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack.  The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."

 
Posted by Gail Gladstone on 10/28/2007 04:50 PM   Comments (6)   humor, sex  
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6 Comments on HUMOR - FIRST TIME SEX

OCT
28
2007
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Good one.
5:06pm • #1
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Well tha t would make for some tense dinner conversation.
5:15pm • #2
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OH!!  LOL, didn't see that one coming!
5:34pm • #3

OOPS. I heard one that is similar...Let's say the young man decides on the 3 Pack and they are one dollar. He gets to the cashier and they say that will be $1.04, young man says, "I thought they were one dollar". Cashier says , "well the extra is for tax". Young man says, " Oh, I wondered how you kept them on"
5:38pm • #4

You are on a roll...  i'll have to subscribe to your blog and read your jokes on a daily basis  :)
7:11pm • #5

I love that, good job.

 

Looking forward to future posts, I love to laugh

 

Peter 
7:52pm • #6


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