HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN...

HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN


(Told by a female Sunday School teacher)
 

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
 

I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”
 

“ NO!” the children answered.
 

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
 

Again, the answer was, “NO!”
 

By now I was starting to smile.   Hey, this was fun!   “Well, then, if I was kind to animals, to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven”  I asked them again.
 

Again, they all answered, “NO!”
 

I was just bursting with pride for them.  “Well,” I continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
 

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta move to West Virginia!”