More comical craigslist ads from HAWAII!!!!!!!!!

Haiku Maui Hawaii; Five acres with a 5/8's water meter.

Price is $1,100,00.00 reduced from 1.5
I believe we could get this in escrow for less.
Ready for Subdivision, CPR and or just cut and sale.
Wells have been drilled successfully in this area of Haiku, by Wailani Drilling
FIVE acres and an Historical loving post and pier 1963 plantation house 3 bedroom 1.5 bath.
They are currently Cattle Grazing this property.
There is a small slope in the middle approximately 1.5 acres that easily could be graded and used appropriately.
The house is empty and ready to move in or rent out.
Buy this thing and cut 2 acres off sell the 2 acres for $700,000
Build what ever the you want. House improvements, attached or non attached Cottage, Garage, Barn Tool Shed, Ohana.
$6000 grand a month.
Yet after you sell the 2 acres, then you have a house and three acres for $400,000
I would buy this, this is a smoking deal. If I close two more deals I will buy this piece.

This has to be the funniest craigslist ad ever....he's advertising that his client will take less than the listed price.....I can't even comment on the rest I start laughing too hard!!

 

3 bedroom, 2 bath 145 Haulani Street Pukalani Maui Hawaii

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0.91 of an acre, 39,000 plus square foot land, terraced and ready to build. The views are tremendous. Ocean, Mountain Iao and Haleakala, South Shore, Maalaea bay.

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This is a great starter home while you build the mansion in the sky. Pukalani heavenly hole in the sky.. I live here so should you.

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Attic storage, close to Foodland, Schools, Community Center, Pools, Tennis Courts Baseball diamonds field and track, walking, running, doggy walks and many other social activities.

 

The only part I want to point out here is....I live here....so should YOU!!!  Same agent that posted the previous ad.