Kings Island Wants Your Kids' Heads To Explode!!!
Seriously, what other explanation would make sense for Kings Island to combine Dinosaurs AND Candy?? Their little noggins are just going to go POOF!!
But as a responsible parent YOU can prevent this! All you have to do is NOT take your kids to Kings Island's HOWL-O-FEST over the next few October weekends from 12-5 pm!
DON'T let them go trick or treat amongst 60 full size animatronic dinosaurs spread out over acres of woods in the Dinosaurs Alive exhibit! And don't let them enjoy any of the other fun stuff either!
They wouldn't like dressing up in a costume and competing for prizes at 3 p.m. every Saturday and Sunday would they?
And those allergies, better keep them away from the hay bale maze!
And don't want them getting paint on anything, so keep them away from the mini-pumpkin decorating too!
Don't want them laughing too hard, so better keep them away from all the rides too (not the Vortex, or Diamondback or the Big People rides....but don't worry, they've got plenty of little kid appropriate rides for you to keep them away from!).
And speaking of allergies, better keep them away from the Petting Zoo and the Pony rides too!
I mean REALLY, isn't it obvious Kings Island just wants to do in your kids once and for all??
But if you want to be a BAAAAAAD parent and cause your kid's head to explode from happiness.....well don't say we didn't warn you!!
You also didn't hear it from us, but go to the HOWL-O-FEST section of the Kings Island website to buy your discount tickets! It won't necessarily be cheap, but it WILL be memorable!
You want evidence? Just watch this secret video we found and make your own decision!
Serving Warren County's residential real estate needs,
Liz and Bill aka BLiz
P.S. Want to buy or sell a home in the Warren County area without feeling like someone stole the best candy out of your pumpkin? Just put The Liz Spear Team of RE/MAX Elite to work for you!
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