Warning Beware of Terrorist Groups In Our Churches! NO.....Not from the Pulpit!
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I saw this in a bulletin I wanted to share with you.
Warning Beware of Terrorist Groups In Our Churches.
Latest news report are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as : Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church to discourage and disrupt. However. There have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with characteristics. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT! (However) , you can spot them IF YOU Bin lookin and Bin Goin.
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