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The Keyboard: A Clinical Study in the Health Habits of the American Realtor

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Rush Point Realty LLC, Victoria Frieberg, broker

 

Extensive research has been conducted on the interior collection of food diversity found in the average realtors keyboard.  With an upsurge in a seemingly new condition caused by bpo completion, blog submission and governmental research, the researcher attempted to find the one indicator most likely to pinpoint warning signs of impending Spreading Buttoxia.

A common activity for realtors who have been diagnosed with this condition is eating at the desk.  Upon removal of the keyboard for investigation, those persons found to have banana, nuts, dried apricot and yogurt globs were found to maintain a healthier lifestyle.  These people are crabbier.  One variable must be taken into account with this portion of the sample population, replacement of the keyboard may be more frequent due to the stickiness of the product, and therefore skew the results.

Persons found to have M&Ms, ketchup, and donut chunks were not only happier, but more resilient when faced with a backlog of 50 price opinions.  Food choice  does not necessarily transfer the persons obviously superior mental health status to overall physical  well being, those persons should be encouraged to use an exercise ball in place of an office chair.

The researchers concluded that further studies are indicated, and have applied to the National Institute of Health for funding of further research .  Participants available to the study are said to be widespread.

Margaret Goss
@Properties - Winnetka, IL
Chicago's North Shore & Winnetka Real Estate

Funny - I wish someone would research mine!  I can see all kinds of stuff down there - healthy and not.

Oct 15, 2011 03:54 AM
David Gibson CNE, 719-304-4684 ~ Colorado Springs Relocation
Colorado Real Estate Advisers LLC - Colorado Springs, CO
Relocation, Luxury & Lifestyle residential
I propose M & M’s as the official food of our industry. What else is so good one at a time or by the handful. And don’t forget “They melt in your mouth, not in your hands."
Oct 15, 2011 04:03 AM