I've been called a lot of things, but I may not be, who you think I am. 

I'm just a shy and introverted individual, avoiding attention and minding my own business.  However, people continue to call me names and label me.  I've decided to list the Names, Labels, and Comments that have been used to describe me, to better explain who I am, and who others think I am.

Names, Labels, and Comments To Describe Me

Positive Things Said By Others            Negative Things Said By Others
Richard, you are so cute!   You had me at Banana!   You're a big fat turd
Seriously Richard? You had to put your "junk" out there..  
I love your sense of humor.   OMG - those were hilarious!!!  
you have me confused but curious...you knew I would peek...  
Oooohhhhh Baby, I am all eXcited about being your first,  
You really know how to make a girl smile...and laugh.  
You had me at "xrated! Tell me more Rich, I'm eXcited.  
can't wait to see where your twisted brilliant mind leads us next.  
I'm a different breed altogether.  BTW, I'm happily married  
You crack me up with your disclaimer LOL...Cute, very cute.  
well... I am not quite sure how to respond, LOL  
Richard, Richard, Richard...Is that for real?  
I am overwhelmed.  Richard!   Wow, sorry I missed the party  
Richard my friend you give out AWESOME advice  
LOL - You got me...Bigger is always BETTER!  
Very interesting and wow very risque.   
Richard, you are crazy, but you have a lot to share!  
I'll show you mine if you show me your's!   
I typically wear a dress and high heels.  
Richard, I'm sitting on my fat @#%.  ok, now that was funny.  
Losing my vblog virginity is Xciting, I'm a little scared.  
Richard you are hilarious!!!   I may need a cold shower...  
I laughed till I cried. I'm still laughing. I can't stop.  
Oh Richard, my sides hurt from laughing.  
sexual whatever-you have to work at it to get the best from it!  
I LOVE your posts and laughed out loud  
I'm here for some sexually explicit overtones,  
being ranked #1 is not as good as great sex  
I swear you have the funniest, most creative blogs in all of AR.  


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42 Comments on I've been called a lot of things, but I may not be, who you think I am.

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OCT
20
2011
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Crazy, You're totally right and you get me.  I am many things, to many people, but an introvert to none.  I was just messing with everyone that doesn't know me, and Tammy, who I thought knew me, but now I'm not so sure.  Maybe I'll have to be a bit bolder, step up my game, and show her my true level of non-introvertness. ;-) 

10:28pm • #23
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Mel, You came back, was it something that I wrote?  O.k., you may be right, I do tend to stick my business out there, on some occasions.  I'll have to re-read your post, to determine if we are indeed referring to the same "business"... 

I just got back from reading your post again, and have a semi-quote, 'It's no secret that I'm constantly on the prowl 'naked', I may have left out one small insignificant word, but I like the way this wording works much better.   Now these are direct quotes which definitely improves my comment: "My sorted thoughts... Oh My Gawd... Holy Cow... Is Nothing Sacred?" "Alright... I admit... I've done it once or twice... but not with clients!

I know what I'm thinking, but I have no idea what my readers will think of your comments and semi-comment.  I suggest that they read your post to find out.  Who wouldn't want to read about The Naked Blogger Doing Business in the Bathroom?  

P.s.  Just tell me how you want it, and I'll be glad to make those changes.  Hopefully, you know what I'm referring to.  ;-)   

10:49pm • #25
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Stacia, I KNEW IT WAS YOU!  Thanks for coming clean.  Confession is good for the soul. 

10:51pm • #26
905,569 Points 93 Featured Posts Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Hey so sorry about the big fat turd thing, Richard. That was a long time ago and I hardly knew ya!!!

 

 

11:08pm • #27
335,625 Points 23 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Richard - I remember "Big Fat Turd" LOL!  You make my day every day!

 

11:09pm • #28
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Craig, Your sincere apology and regret is all that I required.  Thank you and best wishes always.

11:16pm • #29
OCT
21
2011
357,674 Points 15 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Did you see my post last week about being asked to "Polish a Turd"? Now that I have the experience just let me know if you need polishing! ;)

12:53am • #30
424,158 Points 40 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Oh My Gawd... Hilarious Devil  ;-)  I saw you  Lurking while I was in the bathroom... but I was on the phone with your Shrink discussing your insatiable need for positive reinforcement and more Link Love!  Whew... I'm so grateful that she fully disclosed your condition to me, as well as the meds you've been taking to keep your 'business' under wraps.  Oh Richard... Best wishes always!  

~ The Naked 'She Devil' Blogger

1:09am • #31
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Cathy, Once you've experienced a Big Fat Turd, it's hard to forget.  Thank you letting me pleasure you.  ;-)

1:46am • #32
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Shar, I wish to believe, that IF I had seen you polishing any size of Turd, I would have remembered it.  I'll check out your Turd Polishing Skills, and would like to book an appointment for next week.  Can you fit me in?  ;-)

1:50am • #33
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Mel, Three times in one night is my limit, for weeknights.  Please do not respond to this comment until after midnight, and the new day begins.  It's been fun, and don't forget to tell me what you want changed, before I upgrade the quality of your video.  I can do it all, just tell me what to do.  Send me an email, or someone might find out about The Naked Blogger's Video.   

2:01am • #34
779,734 Points 97 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Funny stuff Richard. I've always wondered if we can use our comments as testimonials. We could probably find a lot of good stuff there.

2:26am • #35
352,852 Points 39 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Tom, We can only use the good comments, like all of mine, except for that one about being a turd.  ;-)

2:46am • #36
230,369 Points 9 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

With all the great things you've done, and all the wonderful, interesting posts you've posted, you'll probably only be remembered for the big fat turd comment that you told us about.  Now if only you were selling turds instead of real estate, that would have really helped you out.  Thanks for a good laugh and keep them coming.

3:47am • #37
465,416 Points 9 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

OK Richard I may not know you as well as your other beautiful female friends but I know one thing from reading just ONE of your posts and that is that this line is SO NOT TRUE. Quite the opposite on a MAJOR scale. Smiling I'm just a shy and introverted individual, avoiding attention

8:02am • #38
134,990 Points 6 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Richard:  Funny how you only had one negative comment.....you definitely are doing something right - but better yet you keep us on our toes trying to achieve just a smidgen of your success.  Thanks for giving us one more rung on the ladder to reach for!  You are the MAN!

10:40am • #39
2 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Dear Richard - I think I called you a "Saint" once or twice (lol)...hmm, but I have to say that negative one did not come to mind....

12:10pm • #40
388,883 Points 21 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Richard , you said you wanted the link. Here are a few to make you chuckle!

Let’s hear it for the boys…. (beware, Sassy Humor) 

He really appreciates a nice shape! (Funny Friday) 

"Getting tired of 69!"  This is the one I was afraid to send you, but you asked for it!

11:43pm • #41
OCT
29
2011
107,696 Points 4 Featured Posts

Richard, I enjoy the banter between you and Mel. Too funny! I think you have figured it out, I get you. Having gotten you, I can't help myself, I come back for more. I am one of your smart, sassy, savvy, sophisticated, sizzling, salacious, succulent, stupendous, subscribers. Bessst wishes Alwaysss!

5:59pm • #42

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