Where did simple go?...or better yet, who stole it?
I know, I know...I'm full of wacky, CRAZY questions lately- and this is just another one for the heap.
But about half of my office spent Thursday in Fair Housing class. It's a mandatory class here- and I'd expect little difference elsewhere. Both Florida and Alabama (where my other license is) have Fair Housing and quadrennial ethics classes and core law classes of some sort- and I'd figure it's about the same throughout the greater portion of our blessed nation.
In the Fair Housing world and other arenas, thick books with a bunch of case studies and cartoon-ish pictures have long replaced good, old-fashioned common sense. Yes, somebody stole simple- and I want 'em to bring it back.
Where did simple go?...or better yet, who stole it?
Lest anyone think otherwise (Liberal Left, for example), I am in no way caling for an end to the classes I've just mentioned. No, I want them to hang around as long as they're needed. I'm calling for an end to the need for them. They say "common sense has become far less common" (whoever "they" are), and the classes are needed until a thief brings that back, too. I think we're in for a long wait, though- 'cause there's a dang good chance he pawned it and it'll never see day's light again.
Here's Dennis Burgess' Down Home Fair Housing Class for you. It's only 6 words long and you don't get any CE credits for it, but it's free- so stop your complainin'! Treat folks right. Treat folks fairly. Congratulations, you've now graduated from Dennis Burgess' Down Home Fair Housing Class. No, you don't get no dang diploma. You didn't really expect a class with more words in it's title than in the actual course material to spend money on parchment- did you? Come on, now...
Where did simple go?...or better yet, who stole it?
I've been known to inject a bit of humor into a situation from time to time, but some things are no laughing matter. One of those things is how we Americans have gotten so caught up in "Hustle!" here, "Hustle!" there, cater to this special interest and cater to that one. We've forgotten how simple things really are...or once were:
Don't steal other folks' stuff.
Don't kill anyone.
Don't lie, don't cheat, don't abuse your wife or your kids.
Don't accept it when your fellow man does any of these things. Don't be afraid to call a cheater a cheater, a liar a liar or a thief a thief. Love your fellow man, but hold him accountable for his actions. Demand of yourself that you do your best to treat folks right.
This kindergarten-era line of thinking can travel with you from the sandbox to the pine box. Simple has gotten a bad rap and it's been stolen- but it's still not a bad thing nor a bad way to live.
There's beauty, truth and college-level schoolin' in one of the most simple songs you'll ever come across- one with no hidden meanings, double-entendres or innuendos: Jesus loves me, this I know- for The Bible tells me so. It's as simple as it's ever been- it's we that have changed.
Where did simple go?...or better yet, who stole it?
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