The Challenge: How to Market Haunted Homes
The Purpose: Strengthen marketing abilities
REAL Purpose: Good ol' Halloween Fun
Halloween Home #2: 666 Hill House Lane (The Haunting)
Description: Young heir seeks new owners to restore this faily mansion to its former glory. Energy efficient construction: wall angles are off by one degree, so doors close on their own... to conseve energy. Built in the 1800s by a devoted family man in a quiet and secluded country location. Meticulously hand carved cherubic railings are so life-like you'll think you can see them move. Includes large fireplace, canopy bed, greenhouse with family sculpture, and watchtower.
Halloween Home #3: 585 Cuesta Verde (Poltergeist)
Description: New contstruction in the exciting new Cuesta Verde community. Located on a historic site (an ancient burial ground). Two-story home perfect for a young family. Walk-in closets so welcoming you'll feel pulled into them. Fullly landscaped with mature trees. Includes 24-hour uninterrupted cable TV access. Quaint clown-themed children's bedroom for the kiddies.
Halloween Home #4: 398 Bavarian Drive (Paranormal Activity)
Description: This two-story house in a suburban community is perfect for a young couple. The house is fully furnished, and includes a modern living room set complete with comfy black leather sofa, chairs, and coffee table (slightly singed). House is wired for a home security system (some repairs needed) so you can sleep in peace. Features large master bedroom, large bathroom, plenty of storage space in the attic for treasured possessions and photos. Prospective buyers are encouraged to maintain a positive attitude at all times.
Halloween Home #5: Country Manor (The Others)
Description: Enjoy this remote country manor on a grand estate. Efficient doorlocks throughout the home to enhance your sense of security. Includes extensive window coverings to protect the photo-sensitive. Fully landscaped and well-maintained lot. Loyal servants and grounds keepers have worked here for generations. Looking for a place to call home? This is your house!
Halloween Home #6: 1471 East Cornith (Beetlejuice)
Description: This quaint getaway has a great hilltop location providing gorgeous views of the surrounding area. It's versatile interior design satisfies both the rustic and the abstract. The atmosphere is so cozy, you'll never want to leave. In fact, you'll swear the past tenants are still living with you! Great for parties and entertaining guests, both living and undead. Just say "Beetlejuice" three times to summon a 'free' zombie MC. Want a quick get-away? Use convenient portal to enjoy the sandy plains of Saturn.
Halloween Home #7: Whipstaff Manor (Casper)
Description: Don't let the size of the town mislead you. Whipstaff Manor is very spacious with dozens of rooms across three floors. Have fun exploring the secret passageways and underground laboratory. Loads of un-patented forgotten inventions; previous tenants have history of "unfinished business". Great location on the coast with a dramatic ocean view. Huge ballroom perfect for hosting parties. It's the friendliest house you'll ever know.
Halloween Home #8: Gothic Mansion (Edward Scissor Hands)
Description: This luxurious mansion is perfect for the artist in all of us (handicap accessible). Located on a hill overlooking a beautiful suburban community. Feel like a part of this welcoming, friendly, and accepting neighborhood. Enjoy the impeccable neighborhood support and Avon representatives. Sellers to include allowance to repair hole in the roof. Fully lanscaped yard with astonishing bushes, hedges, and ice sculptures. Skiing available when local artist feels inspired.
What other Halloween houses would you have a hard time listing?
How would you advertise a Haunted House?
(part 1: Halloween Home #1: Overlook Hotel (The Shining)