Anyone who follows my blog year after year, or knows me at all, understands my love of all things Halloween. We like to make up Goodie Bags for the kids and we normally include a card 
letting the parents know where it came from (so they know it is safe)
Last year we also began to include jokes for the kids - the parents appreciated them more than the kids I think! At least they gave the biggest laughs when the kids shared them!
Here are a few we're putting in the bags this year:
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
Pumpkin Pi
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
What's the first think ghosts do when they get in a car?
They Boo-kle their seat belts.
What did the ghost buy for his home?
Home Moaners Insurance.
Stay safe out there and if you're in the neighbourhood, pop in and say Trick or Treat to Susan Emo in Gananoque
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