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Silly Saturday! Age Old Problems...

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Home Stager with Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369

Silly Saturday! Age Old Problems...

 


 

Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.golf

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."

 

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

 

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

 

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

 

"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

 

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"

 

"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."

 

Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and crap every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until seven."...bed





Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Yikes.  I am not looking forward to being 60, 70 or 80.  Life brings with it new challenges everyday!!!

Nov 05, 2011 05:41 AM
Bud & Beth McKinney
RE/MAX UNITED - Cary, NC
Cary/Raleigh/Apex NC - The Team That Cares, RE/MAX United

That was fun -- may I borrow it.   I am just starting a blog/website for Seniors in our area and am going to use some funny stories -- this is cute.

Nov 05, 2011 05:50 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

BB, everyday does bring a new challenge, but that's what makes it all worthwhile! Life long learning! That and a box of depends... :D

Bud&Beth, absolutley! Share it with as many people who could use a laugh as possible!

Nov 05, 2011 06:01 AM
Pat Champion
John Roberts Realty - Eustis, FL
Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs

Too funny I guess we need to be thankful for what we have at any age. Thanks for the laugh I needed it.

Nov 05, 2011 06:09 AM
Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

This is another example of "Be careful what you ask for"

Nov 05, 2011 07:08 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Pat, there's never a day goes by we shouldn't be thankful!

Scott, now that's funny!

Nov 05, 2011 07:23 AM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Ha ha that's so funny, and then again it's not since we will all be there someday. Thanks for the laugh!

 

-Michael

Nov 05, 2011 08:27 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I can see where that could be a problem.  LOL  Look what we have to look forward to.

Nov 05, 2011 02:21 PM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Michael, that is the problem isn't it!?! lol!

William, I don't want to look forward if that'swhat I'll see! :P

 

Nov 05, 2011 02:30 PM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Peg-This is what we have to look forward to. LOL very funny!

Nov 06, 2011 06:04 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Heh, wondered where it was going. Not very far for the 80 year old.

Nov 06, 2011 06:41 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Adrian, I don't know 'bout you, but I'm not looking forward to that!

Than, he didn't have to go anywhere apparently... :D

Nov 06, 2011 06:47 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Peg, I kind of saw where that was going...happy to say...very happy to say...so far so good!

Nov 06, 2011 11:25 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Nick, lol, I'm glad to hear it!! :D

Nov 06, 2011 11:41 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

hahahahaha Very funny . I could almost pee MY pants that was so funny. Well done.

 

(j) 

Nov 07, 2011 05:51 AM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

J, you know when a joke strikes you like that accidents can happen. I remember when I did stand up comedy a man came up to me after the show, and said I'd made his wife pee her pants. I didn't know whether I should feel great that I was that funny or not... :D

Nov 08, 2011 02:22 AM
Donna Malone
Waterfront, Luxury, Family, Affordable, Cottage, Deals - Bridgewater, NS
Homes and Property for Sale Nova Scotia

Peg, Oh me, oh my. Now that one made me chuckle. Keep 'em coming.

Nov 08, 2011 03:43 PM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Donna, anything for a smile! Next time a find a good one I'll post it!

Nov 09, 2011 03:27 AM