"Mr. & Mrs. Buyer....Please Put On These Sunglasses Prior to Entering!"
(Home Staging St. Paul, MN)
"No really, I mean it. It is only for your own good. We are not responsible for any eye damage or long term sight problems".
"Ready? Are they on......okay, it is now safe to enter."
"OH NO.......YOU DON'T HAVE THEM ON!! ARE YOU OKAY?"
"Alright, I'm not kidding around. Did you really put the sunglasses on this time?
"Whew......now that's better".
"Now, I strongly urge you to also put on a visor to shield your eyes before turning around. No??? Okay, I warned you...."
"HELP!!!! MY EYES MY EYES!!"
"OKAY, OKAY I WARNED YOU....here's your visor".
"AAHHH.....Much better I know".
The next time you need to hand out sunglasses and visors before your showings.....call a Professional Home Stager. It may save you some eye damage.