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Bum Bums, Beer, Believe! It's the Holidays.

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Industry Observer with Nature As Neighbors

 

Bum Bums.

Out of the mouths of babes. In our family, we have a new name for a famous Bum Bums, Beer, Believe! It's the Holidays.lingerie store. My daughter-in-law was shopping with my two year old grandson this week when he spotted a Victoria's Secret store. He immediately tugged on his mom's hand and asked to go to the "bum bum" store.

Apparently, since his name for his backside is "bum bum," it's an innocent observation - and quite accurate to some degree. Although, I'm certain, as he gets older, he'll notice the upper part of the store manniquen's attire as well. But for now, he giggled with surprise when he noticed all the ladies showing off their bum bums


Beer.

At a recent annual dinner party we exchanged gifts, as is the tradition. The Bum Bums, Beer, Believe! It's the Holidays.women generally get one another a special Christmas ornament, decorative item or a unique kitchen gadget. The men often exchange food and beer. Not just any beer, but brews with fun and festive names.

For example, my husband has given, and received, beers called "Mad Elf," "Yellow Snow," and "Jack Frost." However, this year, he was given one with my new "favorite name" for a holiday beer. It's called "Nice Rack," and it's an IPA made by Southern Oregon Brewing. (Note the label - what were you thinking?)


Believe!

Do you believe in Santa? Recently at a local UPS store, the customers were lined up with packages and mailers waiting their turn at the counter. The mood Bum Bums, Beer, Believe! It's the Holidays.was sour. When it was my turn, the store's proprietor offered me cookies and coffee.  He then slowly turned to face the frowning crowd, "All of you are welcome to cookies and coffee." He then nodded toward a small stand in the back of the store.

One guy, a thirty something who had been directly behind me in line, said excitedly, but with perfect campy drama, "He really is Santa." I added, "And his beard's real too!" You see, the man who runs the store looks a lot like Santa, sans the costume. He has a round jolly face, a button nose, a bit of belly and white hair and beard. His eyes even twinkle when he appears merry.

Needless to say, everyone waiting in line started to giggle and the mood transformed before our very eyes. Suddenly, the once grumpy line of people were happy - heck, they were festive. They smiled and talked and even offered to open the door for one another. Is the local UPS store run by Santa? I can't answer that question with any degree of certainty. But, I do know, whoever he is, helped to create a moment of magic.


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Comments(23)

Nancy Conner
Olympia, WA
Olympia/Thurston County WA
Tis the season! Love these great examples of the small things that can bring us some holiday chuckles!
Dec 21, 2011 04:28 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

When my son was one, we came in the the kitchen to find him laying on the floor looking at a Victory Secret catalog turning the pages and pointing to each picture and saying "Tushy... Tushy... Tushy" Oh, how I wish we had the video camera out that day.

 

Dec 21, 2011 04:50 AM
Anita Clark
Coldwell Banker Access Realty ~ 478.960.8055 - Warner Robins, GA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA

Debb: In the UK we call the backside your Bum so your grandson's story made me laugh.

Dec 21, 2011 04:55 AM
Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi Debb - I'm way past the age when I can go into bum-bums and feel like anything but a perv, standing around trying not to look at anything or act suspicious while Mary tries on frilly unmentionables.

Dec 21, 2011 04:58 AM
Kristine Ginsberg
Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ
NJ Home Stager

Debb - the VS story reminds me of being at DISNEY's Blizzard Beach water park. We were on line walking up a million stairs to get to the top of a ride. Right in front of us was a girl wearing a thong and her butt was eye level. You can only imagine all the questions and statements my 5 year old made. I wanted to tell her this isn't the Jersey Shore - put a full bottom on MISSY! Love the story at the UPS store and yes, I believe!

Dec 21, 2011 05:06 AM
Cathy Criado
Criado Realty - San Antonio, TX
Making Real Estate Profitable

Leave it to Dick to make my side hurt!  Fun, fun!

I'm so on the fence about Santa, but hey, for those that he makes happy then cool beans! Have a super day!

Dec 21, 2011 05:59 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Ron - tis' the season to be "Merry." :) Good to see you and I've visited you at your blog.

Nick and Trudy - they speak the truth - and generally, in a most delightful way.

Dec 21, 2011 06:10 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Debb- Can't get my husband to set foot in Vickie Secrets!  He gets so embarassed.  And, yes,  all I have to do is see "Santa" and I'm 5 years old again.

 

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Dec 21, 2011 06:11 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Gayle ( Takoda and Jenna) Great to see you ( all). I so love this time of year. Glad you enjoyed my rambles about the holiday season. ;)

Hi Nancy - hope you're having a Merry season too. We can't have much fun if we forget to see the humor in things. :)

Dec 21, 2011 06:20 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Todd,

 That's a funny story. And you are right - what a video that would have made!  I'll have to share this with my daughter-in-law - she'll love it.  D

Dec 21, 2011 06:28 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Debb,

Love your post, we had a friend who went to Carnival in Trinidad every year.  One year he came back with the song that had enchanted him, it was called My Sugar Bum Bum.  It is their way of saying tush.  It had a great beat, and it was fun to sing.  A

Dec 21, 2011 07:16 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Debb, it is a treat to get into the "bum bum" store and wonder around for a while.   Out of the mouths of babes, they are so cute!

Dec 21, 2011 08:00 AM
Robert Bob Gilbert
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Anderson Properties - Katy, TX
Your Katy TX ( West of Houston) Real Estate Expert

Debb,

Now all three stories were very good and made me laugh but the best was from your Grand Son and the bum bum store. Very cute blog and so appropriate for the Holidays. Thanks for sharing something fun. I have to suggest.

Dec 21, 2011 08:06 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus in Colonial Williamsburg Copy of IMG_8710

Photograph by Roy Kelley.  Canon PowerShot G11 camera.

Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs

Dec 21, 2011 08:22 AM
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

LOL!  Thanks for the chuckle on this one Debb.  I am a fan of bums bums and beer!  

Dec 21, 2011 09:16 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Debb, so interesting how you weaved those three items into one post. Santas with good spirit are everywhere. YOU are one of them...

Dec 21, 2011 11:05 AM
Lloyd Binen
Certified Realty Services - Saratoga, CA
Silicon Valley Realtor since 1976; 408-373-4411

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Debb.

Wish I had a nice photo like Roy does.  Why didn't UPS Santa tell the customers about the cookies and coffee before they got all grumpy?

Dec 21, 2011 12:09 PM
Marge Piwowarski
Phoenix AZ Horse Property - Phoenix, AZ
Phoenix AZ Horse Property, LLC

The beer name was the funniest. 

Dec 21, 2011 01:20 PM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Anita, that's right it is! Maybe he has a bit of British in him along with his Irish and Italian heritage.

Dick, that is hysterically funny. :)  I think there are quite  a few men who feel that way.

Kris - "a full bottom on Missy "- Lol. Love the stories and memories. PS. I know "you" believe.

Ha Alexandra...that's too funny. I'm going to google it and see if I can hear a version. Thanks for the information.

Cathy - I understand, but a bit of magic for us isn't  too toxic...I think it's if "we allow ourselves to commercialize Christmas" that the problem starts to take away from what it's all about.  I just ignore the silly aspects of the promotional side of Christmas and take away the gift of love and giving. That's what Santa represents to me and that's why I "believe."

Thanks so much Kathy - I always love a feature in Bananatude. :) You made my day.

Dec 22, 2011 03:57 AM
Anonymous
Anonymous
Yeah Joan. I don't know how the experience can ever be the same for me. Lol
Jan 02, 2012 03:59 PM
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