What are snowman's favorite breakfast food?

Frosted Flakes.

 

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

 

What do snowmen eat for dinner?

Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

 

How do snowmen travel?

Icecycles!

 

What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy?

She gave him the cold shoulder!

 

What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy?

I love you SNOW much!

 

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

 

What's an ig?

An Eskimo's home without a loo!

 

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

 

What sort of ball doesn't bounce?

A snowball!

 

How do snowmen clean their teeth?

Ice Picks!

 

What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?

Frothy the Snowman!


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1 Comments on A Little Snowman Fun!

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23
2011
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John:

Very funny. Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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