I had an entertaining post about the idea I had that it was time to move to Roseville, and I did something I hardly ever do, presumably because I don't usually blog this late at night and during the day I'm marginally less stupid. I went ahead once the post was almost done and closed the browser without saving.
I are programmer.
Well, live and learn, here I am trying to be half as entertaining as I was the first time around, which shouldn't be hard.
So anyway, I was thinking of moving to Roseville. No, I don't need a Realtor, because the house is staying in Cameron Park. I was just thinking of packing up the blog and my yurt onto my horse and migrating up Hazel Avenue.
Besides, 
Placer County's not that far away. It's the northernmost border of the Elite Properties empire. I know a Realtor there. Me.
Anyway, I wanted to warn you that I might be moving the blog to Roseville because I really enjoy seeing some of the same heads all the time in the widget -- you people with heads, you know who you are. So I wouldn't want you to think I moved and left no forwarding address.
My Soul is Burdened
OK, I'm feeling guilty. I cannot tell a lie. I don't have a yurt -- in fact, the days of my yurt are long behind me.
And I don't have a horse, but I know where I can get one. Poor Bridget was out feeding one of her horses one day, and one of them attacked her. Word of honor. She's lucky to be alive.
I always believed that no good can come from hanging around with mammals that are eight times as heavy as you are. "Oh, don't worry -- they're vegetarians." Yeah, but that doesn't mean they can't be psycho. If an animal's going to go psycho on you, you're safer if it's a hamster.
So if I did buy Bridget's psycho horse to move my blog and some presumably rented yurt up to Roseville, you can bet your horhog and boodog that I wouldn't keep Mr. Ed (aka Ms. Sybil) past the moving stage. I'd probably go up and sell him to some unsuspecting slob in Lincoln.
Wait a minute -- then I'd be stuck in Lincoln with no horse.
OK, I'm not moving the blog to Roseville yet. I have some kinks to work out.
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