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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #4)

2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #4)

Senate Slander

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

Man's Best Friend

Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.”

The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.”

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

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Posted by Mehmet Met Dilsiz on 11/09/2007 09:23 AM

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22 Comments on 2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #4)

Love the jokes - Always nice to see these things in the morning.

11/09/2007 09:44 AM

by Vincent McKamy Realtor Fredericksburg Virginia (Coldwell Banker Elite)

Vincent.. this has turned into a weekly jokes now, and remember to come back next Friday

I'm hunting for jokes Saturday - Thursday, and then post the best 2 jokes on Friday :)

11/09/2007 10:37 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Like the one about Congress!

11/09/2007 04:22 PM

by Trey Thurmond, College Station , Texas Homes (Classic Realty Inc./GMAC Real Estate)

Mehmet - I like the one about congress too. I'll be sharing that one for sure.

Jackie

11/09/2007 04:45 PM

by Jackie Peraza, Home Stager - Framingham, Massachusetts (Perceptions AdverStaging(TM), LLC)

I like the Senate Slander joke. The other one...oh well.

By the way thanks for reading and commenting on Is It A Blog Or Is It A Post? Or, Am I Just Anal Rententive

11/09/2007 05:47 PM

by Bradenton Florida Real Estate - Dan Forbes (Sarasota Metro Properties)

TREY, JACKIE and DAN,

I knew that the congress one would be the hit of this week :)

No matter which country you are in, the congress jokes are always funny and gets the attention :)

11/09/2007 06:25 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I'm with Dan, the senate one is good. The other one not so much. Still looking forward to next Friday's!

11/10/2007 06:23 AM

by Martin Abeshaus (ZIPVO)

I too love the Senate one since my Step Daughter was a Senate Page her junior year of HS.... I watched a lot of C-Span that year.... and you know, they really do talk that way on the Senate Floor!!! Thanks for a great laugh.....

You can be sure I will be stopping by on a regular basis..... have a fantastic weekend

11/10/2007 11:40 AM

by Linda Peters (Franklin American Mortgage Company)

Thank you for stopping by Linda, and I'll be here next Friday and every Friday after that :)

11/10/2007 08:59 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Hi Mehmet,
Funny, especially the first one. That just goes to show how "creative" these guys are, right?

11/11/2007 05:35 AM

by Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist (Kingsbridge Realty, Inc)

Cynthia, I've been around politicians when I lived in Texas, and you'd be amazed how creative they can get :)

11/12/2007 07:20 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Ah yes, politicians - always a good place to find jokes. Maybe lawyers for next issue? :-)

11/13/2007 09:20 AM

by Michael J. O'Connor (Diamond Ridge Realty)

Michael, that's true... i'll see if I can find a good lawyer one

11/13/2007 09:48 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Good Morning Mehmet, just stopped by looking for my Friday fix for a good laugh. I see issue #5 is not out yet, but I will check back.

Have a fantastic day!

11/15/2007 09:11 AM

by Linda Peters (Franklin American Mortgage Company)

to funny great post

Todd Hueffed

http://www.thathomezone.com/ in partnership with Keller Williams North Seattle

11/15/2007 02:17 PM

by Todd Hueffed (Keller Williams North Seattle)

LINDA: You are one day early :) but I'll try to post it before the end of today :)

TODD: Thank you. Hope it made you smile :)

11/15/2007 03:12 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Geezzeee Mehmet...... I start looking for them at about 5 a.m. It just so happens that I got up this morning and thought it was FRIDAY!! What does that tell you about my week..... LOOOONNNGGG.....I'm off to the Cape this weekend to recharge my batteries and I guess Friday just can't come soon enough!! Hope to catch them tomorrow..... No pressure - grins.

11/15/2007 03:32 PM

by Linda Peters (Franklin American Mortgage Company)

LINDA: Issue #5 is out... I was hurrying just for you...

11/16/2007 12:05 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

the joke about Congress is right on target

11/18/2007 09:35 PM

by Barbara-Jo & Bill - - Florida Realty Professional - AHWD (Charles Rutenberg Realty)

Thank you Barbara & Jo. it is true for every country and every congress :)

11/18/2007 10:51 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I really like the first one!!

04/17/2008 10:56 AM

by Andy Laughlin (ConnectRealty.com)

Thank you Andy..

04/17/2008 01:47 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

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