New Year's Wishes
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the C.R.A.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks, not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest, not rise.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your plate of chicken wings. |
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