Hi friends!
Billy Jays here!
So often we all enter or exit our homes, looking to one side or the other, to see a plain Jane hose hooked up to the bib.
And I know that so often I have thought, "Billy, that is one plain Jane hose hooked up to that bib."
Well, I know you have too!
And there can be nothing but embarrassment when family and friends show up!
Those days of embarrassment are gone!
Introducing, Dress Yer Hose!
Yes, with Dress Yer Hose! you can make your hose look like no other hose in the neighborhood!
And Dress Yer Hose! has the side benefit of stopping, um, preventing, um, making it look like that is one hose that will never leak!
Whether in front, back or the side of your house, you will no longer feel the embarrassment of a plain Jane hose!
And imagine how your neighbors will feel when you show them how you have dressed your hose with my new Dress Yer Hose!
It just doesn't get any better than this!
So call now and one of our fully dressed hose specialists will certainly hose you, um, counsel you with which Dress Yer Hose! best fits in with the decor on the outside of your house!
Dress Yer Hose! comes in a variety of colors!
So Call Now!!
And if you do call now, and in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to tell a friend, I, your buddy Billy Jays, will send you a second Dress Yer Hose! absolutely free!!
You probably have two hose bibs anyway!
So CALL NOW!
Of course, every order deserves special treatment. If you are going to call me, I am going to respond. We have a warehouse full of Lotsa Nuts! we can't seem to get rid ... um ... we can't wait to share! A full case will be included with your order!
I know how much you love Lotsa Nuts!, so that will be my gift to you!
And remember, when you feel like a snack eat Lotsa Nuts!
Cause you are what you eat!
CALL NOW!!
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