Forget Red necks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
from Oklahoma....
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
may live in Oklahoma.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Oklahoma.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Oklahoma.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Okie friends & others, you will definitely love to live in Oklahoma.
We're friendly folks!
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