Monster Meme Madness

Maureen Francis & Dmitry Koublitsky  memed me.  Marc Blasi and Jason Price are going to have a field day.  My mother will be so pleased to know there are topless photos of me on the web.  Angus, it's a holstein, but is it Moos-that's-fit-to-print?

1. I grew up on a farm.  A real farm girl. I can milk a cow, skin a deer and start fire without a match.  I don't know why I haven't been snapped up by some lucky man.

2.  My real first name is Chris. Just Chris, no *tine *tina or *ty at the end.  I was named after a dog.  A farm dog, no less.  I was told the dog was very low maintenance.  Because of my name people always expect a man.  Telemarketers always ask for Mr. Chris Griffith.  I promptly explain that he was killed in a car accident last week, they should take him off the list.  (they started it) 

3.  I had a head injury when I was about 6 years old.  It whiped the first 6 years of the slate clean!  I remember nothing, nada, zip.

4.  At the carnival "guess the weight" attraction, I always win.  I'm secretly 25 lbs heavier than I look.  I'm a freak of nature with lead bones and a bad golfing gene.

5.  I don't eat meat.  There are a few things I quit eating after I got off the farm.  Lima beans, beats and anything with eyes.  I'm all grown up so I don't have to eat that crap anymore. 

I had to add a 6th, Because Michele Connors had to trump us with her multiple kidney secret. I have 5 wisdom teeth.  I guess THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! 

I'm Tagging Marc Blasi, David Matney, & Jason Price