You list a house - AHA! that's NICE! 
It SITS!...and so you lower the price: 
It did not move......you staged it out: 
You did all of what you were taught: 
You heed advice from Active Rain: 
Your listed house STILL SITS IN VAIN!
BUT WAIT! We know what you SHOULD TRY........ No need anymore for you to CRY!
We HAVE "YOUR BUYER" waiting near........Now CALL ME UP... do ya hear?
We RENT or LEASE the homes for you!........Prequalify? Ah! yes, this too!
Our tenant list - a proven source........RELY and rest upon OUR choice!
No longer do you have to grieve!........ Relax, sit back, come now, just BREATHE!
We screen, we match, we do it all........You need just make the telephone call!
"WHEN" you say, will i GET PAID?.......Just how's the commission portion laid?
Don't fret, you GOTTA WAIT a bit.........Until the loan's at least submit!
It takes a while, few months or more.........(The credit 's just a little "SORE")
But later when there's no more strife...... YOU would have just helped save a LIFE!
Meanwhile, we will COLLECT the rent!.......The mortgage won't just be mispent!
YOUR client wins, MY client wins......And YOU? & ME? It's WIN WIN WIN!!
So PHONE ME NOW...it's getting LATE!.......C'mon! YOU gotta make that date!
We know we're odd, (a different lot)..........Deviating from the "normal" plot....
Do "know" this IS our "CHOSEN" niche ..........No "fault" "mistake" "error" or "glitch!"
Don't let your listings go to waste!..........Run to us....hurry up! make haste!
All your houses sitting in "INDY".............Let us get them "rented" and "pending"
South Suburban - ILLINOIS...............We got folks waiting to get in those doors!
SEVEN "OWE" EIGHT - TO GET TO ME! ...........EIGHT SIX TWO .....SEVEN FOUR TWO THREE!!
(708-862-7423)
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