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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #5)

Park Politics

A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are *ssholes.”

A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”

“No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.”

I'd Rather Have a Puppy

A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy."

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

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44 Comments on 2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #5)

If youre going to attempt humor, why don't you at least make it real estate related?  Geez.

11/16/2007 12:11 PM by Mike Elliott, Keller Williams Realty


Mike   :)

How is your day going? 

Before you reply, Take a deep breath, and relax...

Afterall, it's Friday

11/16/2007 12:18 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Funny.  Just what I need on a Friday.

11/16/2007 12:32 PM by JenRan Realty, LLC


Maybe Mike was the man in the finely pressed suit?  Or a close relative?  Just asking....  ;-)

11/16/2007 02:10 PM by Michael J. O'Connor (Diamond Ridge Realty)


LOL, good ones! Needed a good LOL.

11/16/2007 03:32 PM by * Rate A Home (Rate A Home)


MICHAEL:  I'm sure he had a bad day, and got it out of me  :)  oh well, life goes on

DUANE:  Thank you for your comment.  I'm glad to hear that the post serves its purpose to put a smile on everyone's day

11/16/2007 03:37 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Haha!

The first response was almost as funny as the original post.

11/16/2007 06:00 PM by Diana Walkosak (Assistant Per Project)


Thanks for your kinds words Jackie.. it's nice to hear from you.

11/16/2007 11:55 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Mehmet, Just thought I'd check out your blog this morning.  What a great idea, thanks for the laugh.

11/17/2007 05:40 AM by Peggy K - Illinois Virtual Tour Provider and Real Estate Photographer (Grand Property Virtual Tours)


Thanks for stopping by and for you comment Peggy

11/17/2007 10:49 AM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Id rather have a puppy is excellent. (Is that all it takes?) "flip her around"

11/17/2007 02:37 PM by Peter Verlezza (SMB Networks LLC)


Peter:  That is one of the funniest and cutest jokes i've heard in a while  :)

11/17/2007 02:59 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


The puppy one is great, some of the people on this forum need to take a chill-pill. Humor is humor. Besides what is a mangaba?

11/17/2007 10:11 PM by Bob Nowack, e-PRO Realtor (Greenrock Realty and Finance)


I know huh.. that's why it sounds so innocent and cute  :)

11/18/2007 10:59 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Wow, I don't see a problem. If you take it logically, the people making the baby were making a future home buyer that needed a place to keep their dog, so I would say it was real estate related - lol

11/19/2007 12:09 AM by Todd Clark (Realtor), GRI (Washington Co, Beaverton Oregon) (Kastings & Associates, Beaverton Oregon Real Estate)


TODD:  That's a great perspective  :)  I should have thought about it  :)

11/19/2007 03:38 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Now Todd left a great comment, wish I had thought of that first.  

11/19/2007 06:20 PM by Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist (Kingsbridge Realty, Inc)


Cynthia, that was a good response by Todd, huh  :0

11/19/2007 11:51 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Mehmet, Thanks for the laugh! I would rather have a puppy too! Have a wonderful Turkey day. Deb

11/21/2007 11:52 PM by Deb at Brooks Prime Properties


Thank you Deb & Donald... and Happy Thanksgiving

11/22/2007 08:48 AM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Hey Met!

They were both great! Have a super Thanksgiving.

11/22/2007 10:26 AM by Dawn Shaffer Photography and Virtual Tours (All About Virtual Tours, LLC)


Thank you Dawn...

You have a great Thanksgiving too

11/22/2007 11:21 AM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


OK Mehmet..... it's Friday again.  I know it's the day after Thanksgiving, but I'm the early bird remember?   (It is Friday - isn't it?)   I'm eagerly awaiting Issue #6

Hope you had a GREAT Thanksgiving

11/23/2007 08:26 AM by Linda Peters (Franklin American Mortgage Company)


Linda  :)

It's my fault... I have the kids all day, while the wife and the girls have been shopping  :) 

11/23/2007 06:38 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Mehmet....these are great...how did I ever miss these?LOL

Mike,up above,must have been having a bad week...what a party pooper!

01/31/2008 04:19 AM by BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)


GREGG: Thank you for stopping by...

BLR GUY:  I used to do these on a weekly basis, but shortly after christmas my computer gave up and I've stooped for a while  :)  but thank you for stopping by.

DONALD:  Thank you for stopping by...

02/07/2008 01:49 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


Funny--I am still laughing about the puppy one!

02/07/2008 03:31 PM by Justin Kelcourse (Keller Williams)


Justin,  I probably told that joke all week when I first heard it.. I thought it was the best darn joke for a while  :)

02/14/2008 04:07 PM by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)


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