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2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #5)

2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #5)

Park Politics

A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are *ssholes.”

A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”

“No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.”

I'd Rather Have a Puppy

A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy."

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

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Posted by Mehmet Met Dilsiz on 11/16/2007 12:05 PM

Comments (44)

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44 Comments on 2 Jokes for Friday - HAPPY FRIDAY (issue #5)

If youre going to attempt humor, why don't you at least make it real estate related? Geez.

11/16/2007 12:11 PM

by Mike Elliott, Keller Williams Realty

Mike :)

How is your day going?

Before you reply, Take a deep breath, and relax...

Afterall, it's Friday

11/16/2007 12:18 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Funny. Just what I need on a Friday.

11/16/2007 12:32 PM

by JenRan Realty, LLC

Thank you Jennifer

11/16/2007 12:53 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Maybe Mike was the man in the finely pressed suit? Or a close relative? Just asking.... ;-)

11/16/2007 02:10 PM

by Michael J. O'Connor (Diamond Ridge Realty)

LOL, good ones! Needed a good LOL.

11/16/2007 03:32 PM

by * Rate A Home (Rate A Home)

MICHAEL: I'm sure he had a bad day, and got it out of me :) oh well, life goes on

DUANE: Thank you for your comment. I'm glad to hear that the post serves its purpose to put a smile on everyone's day

11/16/2007 03:37 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

I like the second one!!

11/16/2007 04:06 PM

by Chris Gempeler - Mountain Top Realtor (Keller Williams Realty)

CHRIS: I know huh... :)

11/16/2007 04:28 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Haha!

The first response was almost as funny as the original post.

11/16/2007 06:00 PM

by Diana Walkosak (Assistant Per Project)

:) true huh Diana

11/16/2007 08:42 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet - 5* for the whole thing, jokes and comments!

Jackie

11/16/2007 11:51 PM

by Jackie Peraza, Home Stager - Framingham, Massachusetts (Perceptions AdverStaging(TM), LLC)

Thanks for your kinds words Jackie.. it's nice to hear from you.

11/16/2007 11:55 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet, Just thought I'd check out your blog this morning. What a great idea, thanks for the laugh.

11/17/2007 05:40 AM

by Peggy K - Illinois Virtual Tour Provider and Real Estate Photographer (Grand Property Virtual Tours)

Thanks for stopping by and for you comment Peggy

11/17/2007 10:49 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Id rather have a puppy is excellent. (Is that all it takes?) "flip her around"

11/17/2007 02:37 PM

by Peter Verlezza (SMB Networks LLC)

Peter: That is one of the funniest and cutest jokes i've heard in a while :)

11/17/2007 02:59 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

The puppy one is great, some of the people on this forum need to take a chill-pill. Humor is humor. Besides what is a mangaba?

11/17/2007 10:11 PM

by Bob Nowack, e-PRO Realtor (Greenrock Realty and Finance)

Thanks Bob...

11/18/2007 09:46 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet - most kids would rather have the puppy-

11/18/2007 09:29 PM

by Barbara-Jo & Bill - - Florida Realty Professional - AHWD (Charles Rutenberg Realty)

I know huh.. that's why it sounds so innocent and cute :)

11/18/2007 10:59 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Wow, I don't see a problem. If you take it logically, the people making the baby were making a future home buyer that needed a place to keep their dog, so I would say it was real estate related - lol

11/19/2007 12:09 AM

by Todd Clark (Realtor), GRI (Washington Co, Beaverton Oregon) (Kastings & Associates, Beaverton Oregon Real Estate)

TODD: That's a great perspective :) I should have thought about it :)

11/19/2007 03:38 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Now Todd left a great comment, wish I had thought of that first.

11/19/2007 06:20 PM

by Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist (Kingsbridge Realty, Inc)

Cynthia, that was a good response by Todd, huh :0

11/19/2007 11:51 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehmet, Thanks for the laugh! I would rather have a puppy too! Have a wonderful Turkey day. Deb

11/21/2007 11:52 PM

by Deb at Brooks Prime Properties

Very funny! Thanks

11/22/2007 07:42 AM

by Donald Bradbury, REALTOR Bucks County PA (The Bradbury Team at Coldwell Banker Heritage)

Thank you Deb & Donald... and Happy Thanksgiving

11/22/2007 08:48 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Hey Met!

They were both great! Have a super Thanksgiving.

11/22/2007 10:26 AM

by Dawn Shaffer Photography and Virtual Tours (All About Virtual Tours, LLC)

Thank you Dawn...

You have a great Thanksgiving too

11/22/2007 11:21 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

OK Mehmet..... it's Friday again. I know it's the day after Thanksgiving, but I'm the early bird remember? (It is Friday - isn't it?) I'm eagerly awaiting Issue #6

Hope you had a GREAT Thanksgiving

11/23/2007 08:26 AM

by Linda Peters (Franklin American Mortgage Company)

Linda :)

It's my fault... I have the kids all day, while the wife and the girls have been shopping :)

11/23/2007 06:38 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Mehnet - very cute....I would also rather have a puppy!

11/23/2007 07:03 PM

by Guilford Connecticut Real Estate Agent, Sandra Cummings (William Raveis Real Estate)

:) Thank you Sandra..

11/24/2007 01:26 AM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Thanks for making me laugh!!!

11/25/2007 04:03 PM

by Tyghre Collentine (Coldwell Banker Burnet)

Thank you Tyghre

11/26/2007 02:36 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Pretty funny, huh Rich?

01/24/2008 09:28 PM

by Gregg Wynn, Southern California (ABSOLUTE APPRAISALS)

Mehmet....these are great...how did I ever miss these?LOL

Mike,up above,must have been having a bad week...what a party pooper!

01/31/2008 04:19 AM

by BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

Always can use a good laugh. Thanks for posting these

Don

01/31/2008 04:37 AM

by Donald Bradbury, REALTOR Bucks County PA (The Bradbury Team at Coldwell Banker Heritage)

GREGG: Thank you for stopping by...

BLR GUY: I used to do these on a weekly basis, but shortly after christmas my computer gave up and I've stooped for a while :) but thank you for stopping by.

DONALD: Thank you for stopping by...

02/07/2008 01:49 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Funny--I am still laughing about the puppy one!

02/07/2008 03:31 PM

by Justin Kelcourse (Keller Williams)

Justin, I probably told that joke all week when I first heard it.. I thought it was the best darn joke for a while :)

02/14/2008 04:07 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

love the jokes, thanks

02/14/2008 04:26 PM

by Justin Kelcourse (Keller Williams)

Thank you Justin

02/14/2008 04:30 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

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