Friday'ss Funnyyy

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level. So I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake." Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a Shitty golfer."