Ok, So I'm trying to write more about real estate. Enough about me. With a hint of sarcasm, here are some the best parts of being an appraiser.. (let's stick with the positive, ok?)
Ok, A top 10 David Letterman drumroll please...
#10. You get to intrude into peoples homes and get ideas from their decorating, toys, etc. cool! This includes mack-daddy million dollar cribs! yoo hooo Holla at ya boy!!
#9. While taking pictures of comps, you get offered all kinds of goodies while people flag you down in the street.. unless they want to shoot you for taking pictures of their new home.
#8. No two days are the same.. some are way more fun than others. (see #9 and #6)
#7. You don't have to wear a tie and you can enjoy your pimped ride a lot, like 1,000 miles per week sometimes. yikes!
#6. You don't have to smile and kiss butt, unless a cop asks you why your driving circles in the neighborhood.
#5. You do the job and get paid. No other external factors affect your pocket.
#4. Your math skills improve as everything from car payments to mortgage are divisible by about $325. -"Oh thats just like 2 appraisals"
#3. You can play on the computer all day and call it work. just kidding, bloggers. ;)
#2. People love you so much they call you all day long for your super-duper reports. -"Where's my report!"
and the number 1 reason to be a real estate apprasier in Florida is...
#1. You get to say, "it is what it is" a lot.
So there you go.. a feeble attempt to make this blog a little more about real estate.
Hope it brings you a smile on this start of the workweek.
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