Moday's Thoughts

> > > > He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. > I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? > > > > > > He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart > > > > > He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? > I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > > > > > He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? > I said to him .... . They don't have time. > > > > > > > He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. > > > > > > > He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? > I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. > > > > > He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? > I said. . .. A widow. > > > > > He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? > I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.