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funny golfTold you that I could be daring..... lol  Well, it's not me, but it is funny.

So, what was the funniest thing that you ever did, witness, or be a part of while golfing. ??? 

 

Well... I kind of have 2.....

  1. I took a friend out golfing to my dad's club. This guy loved to smoke the funny stuff and decided to whip out a joint while not only on a very nice course, but with my dad around the corner. Could you imagine..."hey dad, want a hit?" 
  2.  Once while in high school, during the summer, we would play 36 holes every Monday. We decided to bring a 12 pack out onto the course with us and started to get drunk. I was driving the cart a little crazy with a friend in the cart. I was trying to throw him out of the cart. Well, it had rained that night and into the morning, so the grass was slick. We started going downhill and at the same time, I was approaching a little lake like thing of water. Well....I stepped on the breaks really hard. They locked up... we slid...slid...and slid, right into the water. Try explaining that to the head pro.

So, what else is out there. I did once see a co-worker of mine turn the cart so hard and sharp, that he rolled our boss out of the cart. And this guy was not small. About 6'1" and 260 lbs. When he fell out and rolled... it was hilarious.
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Jason Price
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Here is a stupid moment that is pretty funny... I was out on a Par 3 course with a couple friends (Marc was there, but it was not him that I am talking about).  Our friend pulled out his 5 wood to tee of on about 125 yd hole.  All I have to say is thank God it was hurricane season.  It was probably his best hit of the day.  He over shot the green (obviously), nailed the 2nd story condos screen porch that had hurricane shutters on it, bounced off and hit another hurricane shutter protecting a window, and finally landed about 5 feet off the green.  It was almost like mini golf but on a larger scale. 

Dec 18, 2006 01:53 PM
Jeff Belonger
Social Media - Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc - Cherry Hill, NJ
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or almost like the golf shot in Happy Gilmore with Adam Sandler.
Dec 18, 2006 01:58 PM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider
It also reminded me of the old Michael Jordan and Larry Bird commercial... over the water, off the porch, off the storm shutter, nothing but green (well, close to the green)...
Dec 18, 2006 02:34 PM
Jeff Belonger
Social Media - Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc - Cherry Hill, NJ
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well, how about Tin Cup.... when Kevin Costner made that shot out of the club house while hitting a pelican....
Dec 18, 2006 02:43 PM
Jeff Belonger
Social Media - Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc - Cherry Hill, NJ
The FHA Expert - FHA Loans - FHA mortgages - USDA loans - VA Loans
where is that Grimm Reaper?   She must have some deathly stories...
Dec 18, 2006 03:09 PM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider
She is on vacation...
Dec 19, 2006 01:29 AM
Jeff Belonger
Social Media - Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc - Cherry Hill, NJ
The FHA Expert - FHA Loans - FHA mortgages - USDA loans - VA Loans
and she didn't invite us?   Is it a golf vacation, where she is caddying for others?  lol
Dec 19, 2006 02:35 AM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider
Marc knows more than I do on the vacation bit.  According to some posts I read earlier, she is stuck in Pheonix at the airport.
Dec 19, 2006 01:35 PM